A captain on Futurama that is the military equivalent of George W. Bush. Women are not allowed in his army as he likes sexually harassing them. Comes up with poor strategies to battles, such as sending waves of his own men out to be destroyed by "killbots," robots that die upon reaching a preset kill limit. He is also responsible for driving a space cruise into a black hole, destroying a $400 billion space station, and having a planet completely mined to the point where it implodes on itself.
Zapp Brannigan: The court shall now hear from the court marshall's ex-lover, Turanga Leela.
Leela: Go *BEEP* yourself.
Leela: Go *BEEP* yourself.
by dj gs68 September 4, 2003
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A visionary, a real musician, and one damn fine guitarist. Frank didn't give a damn about musical labels or conventions. He collaborated with everyone from Flo & Eddy to George Duke to Tuvian Throat Singers. He was also the first to realize that dental floss was an important cash crop to the state of Montana.
by DonH October 3, 2003
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While looking through the thrift store, you finally find something awesome. "This jacket is so zaphire!"
by Pixystixx October 29, 2011
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Verb - to enthusiastically equip or supply with the ability to sort out one’s money stuff.
Verb - to enthusiastically equip or supply with the ability to sort out one’s money stuff.
She has worked hard to get the zaptitude to buy a house.
Rather than continue to let my credit cards own my future I decided to get some zaptitude and am now credit card free and planning my first overseas trip!
Rather than continue to let my credit cards own my future I decided to get some zaptitude and am now credit card free and planning my first overseas trip!
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So to make every walk with your canine buddy the very best, all you have to do is aim the Crap Zapper at the pile of dogshit and BLAMMO, it's all gone in an instant!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020
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