When one withdraws from society to drink excessively. Typically one will initiate a zapoi following a mental breakdown. Setting up a zapoi requires several steps
1. Turn off all of your lights and board up your windows
2. Consume cheap vodka and or drugs
1. Turn off all of your lights and board up your windows
2. Consume cheap vodka and or drugs
Example 1:
Me, "My girlfriend just made me watch a broadway play with her parents."
My friend "Jesus you need a zapoi."
Example 2
Me "Jesus Christ I just walked in on Tommy gnawing on a cold hot pocket and sipping vodka on his bathroom floor."
Friend "Just let him be, he's having a zapoi."
Me, "My girlfriend just made me watch a broadway play with her parents."
My friend "Jesus you need a zapoi."
Example 2
Me "Jesus Christ I just walked in on Tommy gnawing on a cold hot pocket and sipping vodka on his bathroom floor."
Friend "Just let him be, he's having a zapoi."
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example 1:
Dude 1: "ZAPONGA!!!"
Dude 2: " What the hell..."
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Example 2:
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Example 2:
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