Zoink

a strange uttered noise expressed when (an idiot) surprised

"Zoink!"

by Aaron W. December 03, 2002

zoinks

Expression used, uttered, yelled or screamed when All Star right fielder Jayson Werth of the Philadelphia Philles, who looks like the character of Shaggy from Scooby Doo, makes a clutch hit or crushes a home run.

"Zoinks!!! That ball is outta here!"

by cordrone October 19, 2009

Zoink

A subsitution of basically any verb, like 'smurf' from the smurfs. However, zoink usually means to to smoke cannabis or to steal (sometimes also in the more innocent form of 'stealing', to playfully hide). Zoinking's derivation comes from being, or getting zoinked.

"Hey man let's go zoink the stuff I got from my dealer."
"Did you zoink my shoes dude?"
"Dude he can't stop fucking zoinking."

by vinnikk March 11, 2019

Zoink

A stupid phrase used by a character in the scoobie doo series

Zoink! im a moron!

by TheNuke January 30, 2003

Zoinks

When someone says some fucking beyond retarded shit and you have no idea what to respond

-"I wonder what its like to fuck a fish"

-"Zoinks!"

by FrenchBaguetteBoy July 21, 2018

Zoinking

The act of having bomb-ass sex

You down for zoinking tonight.

by Mexican Molly June 18, 2017

Zoinked

The action of getting wrecked by means of alcohol and/or marijuana

Oh man I got so zoinked with the homies last night, I don’t remember a thing.

by Wackass247 September 24, 2018