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zomjob

A zomjob would be acquiring hand relief from a female, that just happened to posses unusually thin fingers, such as that it felt like a favor from the undead(zombie).
So the skinny girl at work gave me a handsy yesterday, totally felt like a zomjob...never again
by silum2k9 June 24, 2011
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zomfgroflmfao

A combination of zomfg and roflmfao. The z originated from accidentally pressing z instead of shift. After that, it stands for "Oh my fucking God rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off"
This word was invented by me, The Scyphozoa of CoD, and ggganz of civfanatics. I have never seen anyone but me use it.
Usually spelled in all caps. Rarely would you use z0mfgr0flm40 (it's 1337 equivalent).
ZOMFGROFLMFAO!11!!11!!eleven!!11!!!1 Ur t3h t0tl 1337-h4x0r wid pwn4g3!!1 T3h sup3r 4w350m3 d00dz!!11!1
W0000000000000t!!!11!1
by The Scyphozoa January 6, 2008
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zomfaxorz

Zomfaxorz is a derivitave of OMFG. It replaces the G with an A that stands for allah and adds a z at the beginning and xorz at the end to make it sound cooler.
ZOMFAXORZ!!! Snakes on a Plane is the bestest movie ever!!!
by ari2wolf August 25, 2006
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ZomFic

Did you read WWZ? Best ZomFic out there.
by ZomFicFan December 8, 2010
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ZomfgRofl

Oh Myz F**king god (im) rolling on (the) floor laughing! a word used only to describe the funniest of moments whilst texting.
ZOMFGROFL i just crapped...
by 3idiotfriends October 14, 2009
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zomfg

Making a snort or short snore sound, followed by OMFG!
a) zOMFG, I'm driving off the road!
b) zOMFG...Well, that certainly woke me up.
by Fnerd August 20, 2007
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zomfgstfu

Z-O-M-G-S-T-F-U

there are many interpretations:
o my fucking god shut the fuck up you are such a bitch!
you need to zomfgstfu
by wtfux0rz October 7, 2007
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