The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees 

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.

Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees by Mike Fellatio July 2, 2004

Shut your ass because you're talking out of it 

Something you say to somebody who is talking total crap.

Mate, shut your ass because you're talking out of it.

Shut your ass because you're talking out of it by MattSav September 23, 2008

put your head down like you're dodging bullets 

"Girl put your head down like you're dodging bullets"

1). Giving oral sex in the car

2). Felacio

3). Giving chrome dome

Put your head down like you're dodging bullets.

Girl stop talking and put yout head down like you're dodging bullets, and give me some of that Becky.

That Becky she sure puts her head down like she's dodging bullets

put your head down like you're dodging bullets by RICKJAMES/SOCAL February 5, 2010

you're entitled to your opinion 

Shorthand for "I think you're a stupid fucking bottom feeding waste of oxygen for saying this. Seriously, how do you get yourself dressed in the morning without hurting yourself? People like you should be aborted to save the gene pool. You make me sick and I hope you and your children die from horrific torture and rape."

Person A: You know, I don't agree with what Trump's doing, but he has said some good things about getting China involved with North Korea.
Person B: Well, you're entitled to your opinion.

you're entitled to your opinion by Lemley Z April 18, 2018

Put on your bowlin' shoes... because we're going fuckin' fishing!!!! 

An expression for when you're about to wing it. You're unprepared, you're uncertain, you don't know what the future holds... but you'll roll with whatever goes down.

Bro A: "Bro... do you think we'll regret doing 8 shots of jungle juice in 6 hours when we're taking the SAT tomorrow?"

Bro B: "Boi... Put on your bowlin' shoes... because we're going fuckin' fishing!!!!"

Put on your bowlin' shoes... because we're going fuckin' fishing!!!! by boiyoolooklikeamuhhfukkinuhhhh December 5, 2016

You're all niggers at some point in your life

Most Likely a famous quote from the book "Uncle Tom's Cabin", but now the quote is used to justify the use of the racial slur for purposes of extreme animosity towards Microsoft for one's X box breaking

Andrew:freaking people take the n word so badly. its a fucking word. get used to it. i don't care if you are black, white, racist, christian you're all niggers at some point in your life. i don't give a fuck what people think

Jacob: Andrew that was literally the craziest thing I have ever heard.

You're all niggers at some point in your life by RickyRhymtastic November 13, 2011

if you're happy and you know it clap your hands 

Describes the action of a very happy person.

Also part of a song.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
*clap* *clap*

if you're happy and you know it clap your hands by wintergreenisgreen June 29, 2022