crash the yoghurt truck

To ejaculate onto something, your hand, your favourite 'rhythm' magazine, or an unsuspecting young fillies face.

Cleanup on ilse five!

by Chest August 3, 2003

yoghurt factory

when a female has a large ammount of unprotected sex, then fails to 'clean out the closet' in her next shower, leaving the males bi-product to fester in her body, causing a chemical fermentation making the product into a very yoghurt like liquid

don't sleep with that girl man, i've heard she's a first rate yoghurt factory

by dj dribillz July 9, 2011

yoghurty

1) Something that is yoghurt-like in composition

2) Something smothered in yoghurt

'Scott threw a yoghurt at me... now my T-Shirt is all yoghurty'

by Kinky Kev October 10, 2006

Yogart

A yoga induced fart.

She ripped a yogart last night. We are all trying to relax and she lets one go. It stunk.

by eggwad July 7, 2010

bottomless yoghurt

A large amount of semen

I filled your mum with my bottomless yoghurt

by Pablo chacon March 7, 2015

Wet Yoghurt

someone who is a bit dumb and a bit of a wanker

that Jon kid is a bit of a wet yoghurt don't ya think?

by donaldchump June 11, 2018

Yoghurt loins

A ginger guy who is constantly ejaculating in his pants, due to lack of human contact.

Oh look! There's goes yoghurt loins.

by Kissing cousin April 12, 2011