Wet Yoghurt

someone who is a bit dumb and a bit of a wanker

that Jon kid is a bit of a wet yoghurt don't ya think?

by donaldchump May 31, 2018

Jon Lowe

the literal definition of a piss taker. a coward.

alex said "don't bloody jon lowe me cuzzie"

by donaldchump August 02, 2019

Shirazing

First: When you're out with the boys and getting drunk only on Shiraz

Second: When you are alone and depressed and drinking your sorry's away with nothing but Shiraz

Mate: Hey man, wanna go Shirazing Saturday night?
You: Cowabunga dude!!

by donaldchump May 31, 2018