by HoveringCat March 15, 2019
Get the 9 year oldsmug. Annoying little shits that act like they’re 5. They are too young to do things, but old enough to make right decisions
15 year old: “Yo bro that kid is trying to fit in with us.’’
17 year old: Who? The 9 year old?
15 year old: Yeah
9 year old: HEY GUYS, WHATHU DOING BOIIIS!!!
15 and 17 year olds: AAAAAHH!!
17 year old: Who? The 9 year old?
15 year old: Yeah
9 year old: HEY GUYS, WHATHU DOING BOIIIS!!!
15 and 17 year olds: AAAAAHH!!
by Pseudohan January 30, 2020
Get the 9 year oldmug. The symbol of cringe. They like fortnite and among us, and they rage a lot and yell in their mic.
Also, fuck you roman.
Also, fuck you roman.
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 25, 2022
Get the 9 year oldmug. A special kind of specimen who specifically devote their lives to following a certain god known as Pewdiepie. As part of their cult, you must spam other channels with cringey comments carrying their lord’s message and also supporting Pewdiepie through thick and thin.
by TankBeatsEverything September 8, 2018
Get the 9 year old armymug. by Zetoma December 6, 2018
Get the 9 year old armymug. The traditional army of Pewdiepie, our lord and saviour. As soon as one of the 9 year olds turn ten they go straight to Ali A. The 9 Year Old Army is sworn to defend their king against the armies of the evil corporate entity; T-Series. As of the publishing of this definition, the 9 year old army has approximately 88,393,093,230 troops.
by TheKomodo2019 March 7, 2019
Get the 9 Year Old Armymug. 