yahoo

To ejaculate ("splooge,"cum","skeet"...etc)

Joe: Hey
Joe's "friend": Hey Joe, I had great sex with your wife last night she made me yahoo crazy style! Have a nice day.

by Mike Rotch ~ February 28, 2007

yahoo

means a business of internet scam in western Africa

the man does yahoo for a living

by k summers March 4, 2009

yahoo

An online search engine that has almost as much information as google otherwise it wouldn't be second almost all the time.

If you searched yahoo then searched google but can't find what you're looking for then you probably should try live.com, at least that worked for me.

by wwwgownsshopcom December 25, 2007

Yahoo!

While fucking a girl from behind, the multi-tasking male pulls out his laptop, places it on the small of her back, yodels a la the ads for Yahoo! and promptly sticks his dick in her ass and checks his email.

Man I was so busy last night, I had to Yahoo! my assistant.

by a ray ray's ray ray March 24, 2009

YAHOO

You Are Here Only Once

Person #1: Yo... I don't want to go to Syracuse. I have to go back to work tomorrow and it's so far.
Person #2: YAHOO!
Person #1: OK! Screw work! I'll go cause it's my last chance! #TOCO!

*True Story

by someone12 May 9, 2013

Yahoo!

A type of website that you should avoid at all costs. Signs of a Yahoo! website include willingly letting the NSA mass-search for keywords in emails, whereas Microsoft, out of all companies, will put up a fight, knowing of a hack for 2 years before letting their users know, bombarding users with advertisements and news articles about Kim Kardashian, having writers who don't know how to spell, making sure that the timing for everything to go wrong is just right, e.g. admitting about a hack as soon was Verizon is about to buy them, putting product placements in movies in the most awkward and conspicuous manners e.g. the Inspector Gadget movie, having a terrible search engine and toolbars that change your search engine to theirs, and stealing other websites' content.

Yahoo! can go to hell.

by rfrsiopgjdog October 5, 2016

Yahoo News

A collection of pointless, poorly-written news articles meant to entertain someone suffering from extreme boredom. It is not to be thought of as news, as the writers of its articles clearly must not believe they are actually writing news stories.

I ran out of homework and I had already played five hours of mario kart so I figured i woul just peruse some yahoo news.

by Informed,kinda November 25, 2011