When a man smacks his penis against a very skinny (must have ribcage showing) girl's ribcage.
Originates from the term xylophone for an anorexic girl.
Originates from the term xylophone for an anorexic girl.
"Dude, I played her xylophone last night"
"Im playing her xylophone later"
"May I play your xylophone?"
"I think with her I'd be playing the xylophone"
"Im playing her xylophone later"
"May I play your xylophone?"
"I think with her I'd be playing the xylophone"
by Borthwick March 16, 2009
Get the Playing the xylophonemug. Crazy, but not in an inherently bad way; a bit loopy or trippy. People who are hearing xylophones can be a lot of fun to hang out with.
No guys, I'm serious! I swear to god there was a blue light on the wall over there just a second ago.
Man, you're hearing xylophones.
Man, you're hearing xylophones.
by HoboAC December 8, 2007
Get the hearing xylophonesmug. "Yeah I heard Jim got too caught up in playing the purple xylophone. It really ruined his life."
"My mom always told me to avoid playing the purple xylophone."
"My mom always told me to avoid playing the purple xylophone."
by anonymous March 29, 2022
Get the Playing the Purple Xylophonemug. When a man picks up a skinny girl at the bar then take her to a hotel then after master bating strike her rib cage with your penis
by Jfkfjrjdjjfjfjffmfjfjrj February 10, 2015
Get the Xylophonemug. by chickenblender October 7, 2008
Get the meat xylophonemug. A sexual act where a man ejaculates on a (non gender specific)'s toes and proceds to use his penis as a mallet to play their toes as a sticky xylophone.
The wait staff at Chilli's was very displeased when I played the sticky xylophone on the Mrs at the bar.
Created in a musty basement located in menasha Wisconsin
Created in a musty basement located in menasha Wisconsin
by Sloppy tip September 19, 2024
Get the Sticky Xylophonemug. The action of shitting into your dad’s mouth and he then proceeds to swallow it and throw it up back into your ass hole
Friend one: “Do you know where the juicy xylophone is?”
Friend two: “No”
Friend one: reads Urban Dictionary definition*
Friend two: “Oh, thanks”
Friend two: “No”
Friend one: reads Urban Dictionary definition*
Friend two: “Oh, thanks”
by Hdtjfsthcsgczf December 9, 2019
Get the Juicy xylophonemug.