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The Xylophone

This action consits of a line of naked women in a bent over position. Xylophoning is the action of runing while inserting and removing the penis from the begging of the line and going to the end of the line of women. This action is repeated multiple times until ejaculation occurs. The Xylophone is a fun way to mix up group sex.
Man, did you see those girls that Jacob had The Xylophone with last night, they were smokin hot.
by A Town June 22, 2007
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The Xylophone Corporation

The name of the massively successful merchandising company that grants consumers the power to fight nicotine addiction.
“Hey did you get the new wave 2 Xylophone Corporation shirt?” “Yeah, I love the amazing design and I quit vaping 3 weeks ago!”

The Xylophone Corporation is the new company that is sweeping the nation and is also responsible for the Xylophone family of products.
by Father Xylophone October 7, 2019
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Magic Xylophone

1. A question about a detail of a fictional story that is so trivial, the people who wrote said story certainly did not think about it.

2. A question asked about a fictional story by someone who is overly focused on the literal happenings of the plot instead of its themes, emotional affect, etc.

Taken from a Simpsons episode where a nerd inquires about the physics of a cartoon cat’s rib cage being played like a xylophone
1. “ In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.”

2. “I mean, I just don’t understand how there can be explosions in space in Star Wars when there’s no oxygen...”

“Shut up dude, stop talking about Magic Xylophones”
by RollinNollin November 3, 2020
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Playing the xylophone

When a man smacks his penis against a very skinny (must have ribcage showing) girl's ribcage.
Originates from the term xylophone for an anorexic girl.
"Dude, I played her xylophone last night"
"Im playing her xylophone later"
"May I play your xylophone?"
"I think with her I'd be playing the xylophone"
by Borthwick March 16, 2009
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Playing the Purple Xylophone

A slang term referring to using cocaine (specifically, snorting cocaine).
"Yeah I heard Jim got too caught up in playing the purple xylophone. It really ruined his life."
"My mom always told me to avoid playing the purple xylophone."
by anonymous March 29, 2022
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meat xylophone

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a meat xylophone in almost all of his movies.
by chickenblender October 7, 2008
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Canadian xylophone

A sexual act in which a woman gets onto her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.
Jan and I decided to try something new last night so I played her like a Canadian xylophone.
by HoneyTheHusky June 10, 2016
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