This action consits of a line of naked women in a bent over position. Xylophoning is the action of runing while inserting and removing the penis from the begging of the line and going to the end of the line of women. This action is repeated multiple times until ejaculation occurs. The Xylophone is a fun way to mix up group sex.
by A Town June 22, 2007
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The Xylophone Corporation is the new company that is sweeping the nation and is also responsible for the Xylophone family of products.
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1. A question about a detail of a fictional story that is so trivial, the people who wrote said story certainly did not think about it.
2. A question asked about a fictional story by someone who is overly focused on the literal happenings of the plot instead of its themes, emotional affect, etc.
Taken from a Simpsons episode where a nerd inquires about the physics of a cartoon cat’s rib cage being played like a xylophone
2. A question asked about a fictional story by someone who is overly focused on the literal happenings of the plot instead of its themes, emotional affect, etc.
Taken from a Simpsons episode where a nerd inquires about the physics of a cartoon cat’s rib cage being played like a xylophone
1. “ In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.”
2. “I mean, I just don’t understand how there can be explosions in space in Star Wars when there’s no oxygen...”
“Shut up dude, stop talking about Magic Xylophones”
2. “I mean, I just don’t understand how there can be explosions in space in Star Wars when there’s no oxygen...”
“Shut up dude, stop talking about Magic Xylophones”
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Originates from the term xylophone for an anorexic girl.
Originates from the term xylophone for an anorexic girl.
"Dude, I played her xylophone last night"
"Im playing her xylophone later"
"May I play your xylophone?"
"I think with her I'd be playing the xylophone"
"Im playing her xylophone later"
"May I play your xylophone?"
"I think with her I'd be playing the xylophone"
by Borthwick March 16, 2009
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"My mom always told me to avoid playing the purple xylophone."
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