xanderisms

Sayings made by an affluent Hispanic that typically exhibit a skewed sense of reality

-What's one of your favorite xanderisms?
-"$1000? You know how I hate chump change."
-Cool. Mine's "Manual Labor? Who's Manuel?"

by yerawizardharri November 24, 2010

Xander

Short for Alexander, Xander is a name that comes from the latin word megacockis. A Xander's penis ranges from 7 inches to 9 inches long. Most people don't know that a Xander is secretly a wizard.

"Have you seen that guys penis?"

"No, why?"

"He must be a Xander, its at least 7.5 inches long!"

by CircleJerk1224 May 11, 2013

Xander

Xander is a wacky guy that can make whole crowds of people laugh! He is hilarious and and everyone enjoys his company, even if they won’t admit it. Xander can also be serious when the situation calls for it. He can brighten your day of help you out. Xander is a great guy!!!

Xander is awesome

by Xagrono povicidus September 27, 2018

Xander

A Russian Bear.

Xander is from Russia and has the characteristics of a bear.

by youwillneverknowbutmaybe June 22, 2010

xander

an alternative to the name alexander that is used when therre are too many people whos name is alex.

alex b.: hey alex s.
alex s.: hey alex b.
alex b.: hey alex B.
alex s.:hey alex q.
alex q.: dont call me alex anymore call me xander.

by stardestroyer96 October 13, 2009

Xander

I knew him at one point. He was nice from what I can remember. I've tried to block out that time because I was in love with the person I thought he was. And then things happened and I realized he is just an annoying little asshole. But lately I've been noticing that I might not be totally over what happened. I think I'm ready to move on from what happened, even though I'm not exactly sure what happened except that it hurt, but I want to be friends with him again. He was easy to talk to. I miss our talks. If you see this I'm sorry.

girl: what's up
xander: nth wbu
girl: tired

xander: physically or mentally

girl: can it be both

by hiioooo March 10, 2022

Xander

The cutest person you will ever meet. Fun to hang around and be around. May be shy at first but then later on warm up more. One of the most popular boys at schools but don’t forget about the unpopular kids. Loves everyone no matter what. Very funny and loves talking. Also very sexy.

Friend: Who is that cutie right there?
Friend: Oh that’s Xander
Friend: Girlllll he is fine I will love to take some of that home

by KeithyHarrisy32 August 6, 2019