X-box 

Bill Gates probably built his house with these bricks. They had to cut price at least twice before launch, and even then only Halo saved the hunk of crap. Its processor is bigger than your TV and the controller is a dinnerplate. You'd think with a console as massive as that they'd be able to fit some quality in there. BUY PS2/3!!! (P.S don't waste your time with an Xbox 360. they're just as bad except they are less similar to a japanese phonebook)

Builder 1: "We've ran out of bricks for this building!"
Builder 2: "Ah fuck it. We'll just use X-boxes"

Kid: "Mommy, why is the Grand Canyon so big?"
Mom: "God must have dropped his X-box, honey"

X-box by 370 April 25, 2006

X-Box 

The gaming system that has set out to destroy all sequals to come, It has purchased rare and already let down one of the best nintendo games ever made, "perfect dark", if you play x-box games your a fag, however it is o.k to use your xbox as a divX player and a nintendo

Hey im a ccomplete retard who wants to play recked nintendo games on my x-box instead of actually bying the originals for nintendo and having some real fun

X-Box by SuperMario128 May 19, 2006

x-box 

the worst system ever, no true nerd can support it and call himself a video game patriot. also know as the nazi-box

stop video game nazism and liberate the world from the X-box.

x-box by popisdead February 17, 2005

x-box 

A console (wait, a "graphics machine," I don't wanna offend good consoles) made by that evil company microsoft that thinks the xbox is good because it has great graphics, a dvd player and games that just aren't fun to play.

If you want good games, get a SNES or a megadrive. You might even have fun with a pc.

If you like good graphics more then having fun, the xbox is for you!

x-box by Marbarian June 5, 2005

x-box 

Toyota's little carboard box on wheels the Scion XB.

I can't feel my genitals anymore from being stuck in your X-box all day...

x-box by Art Intel January 20, 2006

x-box 

a good console that is the first generation of xbox systems.
The ps2 is the 3 generation of its kind, meaning that when the xbox gets to the 3 gen it will rape so much harder than any playstation system out.

Who fucking cares about the big controllers now they sell them with s controllers which are much smaller and are made 5times better than the ps2 controllers PS2 sucks if you guys are dumb enough to buy that shit please please do youself a favor and KILL YOURSELF!

wow the x-box is so much better then the ps2

x-box by G1GA May 4, 2006

x-box 

The worst game console ever.

The controller is so big that people also use it as a dinner table.

Take it from me: BUY A PS2!

All the money spent on x-box and x-box games goes to Bill Gates!!!

x-box by HALO SUX November 11, 2004