wankleberry

A form of masturbation involving berries, any berry would do;

StrawBERRY
RaspBERRY
BlueBERRY
Chuck BERRY
Rachel BERRY

"You are such a wankleberry"
"You see that guy there yeah, he is a right wankleberry, i mean, look at those berrys!"

F: What you doing with that picture
P: Nothing.
F: Are you looking at porn?
P: Erm... Yeah
F: Oooooh let me have a look! *snatches off*
P: NOOO!
F: Oh.., DUDE ?! You are SUCH a wankleberry *walks off*

by rigalish December 16, 2010

Mary Winkler

Mary Winkler was convicted of voluntary manslaughter in the 2006 shooting death of her husband, Matthew Winkler, the preacher at the Fourth Street Church of Christ in the small town of Selmer, Tennessee. She gained national attention due to public speculation about her motives and mental health, allegations of abuse by her husband, her brief flight from the state, and again for the brief length of her jail sentence. At the trial it became known that her husband made her wear stripper shoes and wigs during intercourse. After the trial she gained more national attention when the show “Snapped” aired a telling of her story and also when the Drive-By Truckers penned the song “The Wig He Made Her Wear,” including it on their 2010 album The Big To Do.
2) a euphemism for a crazy girl.

Man, that Kelly is a straight Mary Winkler.

by Melvin5000 July 6, 2010

winklefisting

A sexual activity that is virtually identical to what is commonly known as simple "fisting," with the only difference being that the hand and forearm that is inserted into the vagina or anus (or both) is significantly small than a normal hand. This is either because the individual who is performing the fisting on another is a little person, or merely an individual with abnormally small hands.

"I saw a really awesome porn where a gang of midgets was winklefisting this road whore."

by debatesensei February 12, 2008

Wankles

When the end of your shirt sleeves flare out as if you have fat wrists. It is like cankles of the wrist.

"Dude look at that girl's wankles, they're HUGE!"

by Moo Moo Dress February 15, 2008

winkle

An alternative word for penis mainly used by parents when talking to their children.

"Andrew, stop touching your winkle!"

by NotBob July 22, 2008

Winklevoss

1) A sore loser

2) More generally, one who comes from a background of social privilege and therefore feels a sense of entitlement while simultaneously being an object of general ridicule.

(from the Winklevoss brothers, who continued to sue Mark Zuckerberg even after receiving a 65 million-dollar settlement in the Facebook case)

I wouldn't work with another Harvard boy, that last one was such a winklevoss he tried to sue me for defamation after I criticized his work in committee.

by phoobo December 7, 2010

Rip Van Winkle

Has an origin from a main character of short story with the same name written and published by Washington Irving in 1819. The term is used to describe persons who fall asleep or are absent for sometime, and do not realize what the hell has happened around them when they wake up or return.

Jane: Oh, there you are, Rick. Good luck on the test tomorrow!
Rick: What? There's a test tomorrow?
Jane: Of course! Our teacher told us. Don't you remember?
Rick: No, not really. I was...
Jane: Felling asleep in the class again, right? Seriously, what's wrong with you? Are you Rip Van Winkle?

by manat31790 March 20, 2011