wtfism

A form of absurdist/dadaist/postmodern literature which indulges in or celebrates "randomness", often characterised by non-sequiturs and impromptuesque or improvisational style. Often, wtfist literature, in Postmodern tradition, reappropriates older sources. A classic example of wtfism is a Neil Cicierega animutation or an episode from the televised Monty Python.

Etymology: WTF from 'What the fuck' + -ism

An example of wtfism:

Alice: Konaka desuku mashitaka.
Bob: You stole my pineapple you fucking bitch!
Alice: Mitsubishi.
Bob: Now we are in Spain.

by Moona June 18, 2006

WWFSMD?

What would the Flying Spaghetti Monster Do?

Mike: Hey do you want to go get some beer and hookers?

Jim: Well, WWFSMD?

Mike: Good call, lets go!

by Bazr July 4, 2008

wtfsrsly

what the fuck seriously

can also have lol added on the end if its a lolburger

guy1:wtfsrsly thats disgusting, she just removed that guys eyes and shat in the sockets

guy2: lolwtfsrsly im a nigger

by imahugefaggotpleaserapemyface. December 27, 2008

WTFM

Write The F****ing Manual. Based on the term RTFM. Used when a lack of documentation exists for a given system.

User: Where do I find that?
Ops: RTFM
User: WTFM first, jerk

by Dog Grinder September 22, 2004

wtysmd

acronym for wait till you see my dick

wait till you see my dick (wtysmd) imma beat dat pussy up

ying yang twins whisper song
youtube dot com/watch?v=VX3dXiS3mtw

by bRaddish November 26, 2010

Wtfmunch

Wtfmunch is a synonym of wtf (what the fuck). It isn't as serious as wtf, and is more commonly used to express slight frustration, whereas wtf is more aggressive. It tends to amuse people.

Jack: Wtfmunch. I can't find the file there.
Jill: LOL. wtfmunch.

by WTFMUNCH July 27, 2009

wtfm8?

From the albinoblacksheep website, used to describe Australia's abstinence from the rest of the world, when ever the rest of the world is going to die.

me. *slap!* (in australia)
billy. wtfm8?(in australia)

by roy December 1, 2004