(verb): to wreck. A term used in football(soccer); to completely dominate another player of the opposition with skill or otherwise(pace, strength, etc.). The victim of a wreck loses all sense of dignity and self-respect and tears may sometimes follow. The wrecker is greeted with cheers and applause and retains legend status for a certain length of time(depending on the wreck itself). The victim is further humiliated by being labelled as 'beat' for the rest of the game.
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by Missy A M November 10, 2008
The hammer splatted my thumbnail and it wrecked!
by DJ Jaybee September 09, 2004
Someone who is in their first year at University and spends the vast majority of their student loan and overdraft on drinking with the sole intention of getting into the second year by the most relax means possible.
Roy: 'Village, what do you mean you're going out tonight?! Haven't you got an essay in for tomorrow you massive wreck!?'
by LeRoyGrand April 17, 2008
Johnny talking to his hot neighbor: He baby, whatcha doing tonight?
Johnny's Grandma calling from the house: Johnny, come help gram-gram with her colostomy bag.
Me: Damn, Johnny just got wrecked!
Johnny's Grandma calling from the house: Johnny, come help gram-gram with her colostomy bag.
Me: Damn, Johnny just got wrecked!
by Jon February 07, 2003
by Subcultural Girl September 06, 2003
by mikey May 16, 2004