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A wannabe bogan, usually Essondon FC supporter who will constantly name drop former Bombers coaches or players at least once into every conversation.
Even though they have no license due to DUI, often seen driving mother's/sister's busted-arse and unregistered commodore to local bottle-o, or around the macca's carpark.

Will be wearing thongs with jeans and a hand-me-down knock-off footy jumper or sauce stained wife-beater singlet.

When not facing court for DV offences, they'll be at the bulk-bill clinic for prescription pills and DR's certificate for phony worker's comp.
Can be identified by profile name evoking their dream car engine, ie. LS1 or favorite alcoholic beverages, ie, Woodstock or Bundy.
Ah, there's that Wozzle, LS1, trying to get tick at cellarbrations because the Pies smashed the Essondon bummers again!
Wozzle by badbullnose December 21, 2022

bozzle wozzle 

Noun. Bopper Woman. A female who gives head or acts like a whore.
That bozzle wozzle just bopped me off!

hephalumps and woozles 

A bastardization by Winnie the Pooh meaning "elephants and weasels." See Snoop D-O-double jizzle's version: fo' shizzle my nizzle
Winnie had just dropped his third tab of acid when he started to see hephalumps and woozles.
a great dancer with mad skills in dance
Amy is amazing, she can dance like a wozzle
Wozzle by Amy the Amazing July 21, 2008
A bad crackhead that mainly resides in raymond terrace who is feening hard
Oi ya wozzle have u even slept this week
wozzle by wozzled pork chop October 21, 2015
Incredibly drunk
I was absolutely wozzled last night.
wozzled by lashellum September 17, 2010