Tree Horn Worshipper

Slang for a Lignadoratist, someone who worships the knots on trees as their Gods. They practice their religion, titled "Lignadoratism", by surrounding themselves in tree heavy areas and holding on to as many knots on the trunks of said trees at once, while pouring all their feelings and worries into the trees. They believe that by doing this, the trees will relieve them and lead them to a less stressful lifestyle.

Tree Horn Worshippers tend to be partial to large trees such as oaks and maples. They prefer these because apparently the larger the tree knot they hold onto, the stronger the connection is. However, Lignadoratists still enjoy and worship all knots on the trunks of trees, including spruce, pine, and cherry.

Please make note that those who practice Lignadoratism do not worship knots on the trunks of elephants, such as tumors or cysts.

Dude, don't hang out with her, I've heard she's a total tree horn worshipper.

by treehornworshipper December 28, 2011

Cow worshipper

A hindu

Dude: Is that guy a hindu?
Dude 2: Yea, a cow worshipper.

by Cow worshipper April 9, 2019

tree hugging dirt worshipper

Someone who loves and respects nature, even to the point of fanatacism. Often are involved in nature based religions, such as Wicca.

Meghan and Nick Forsberg are tree hugging dirt worshippers.

by Megz n Denzer July 9, 2004

Todd Worshiper

Followers/Fans someone well known, bodering on adulation. These acolyte/synchophants will swear on every word their idol speaks, dressing like,and speaking like, their 'Todd'.

Origins from Beavis and Butthead episode.....'Todd's Cool'.

'Dude, the guy is a total Todd Worshiper'

by meander101 April 23, 2009

dirt worshiper

Derogatory name for someone who practices any of a number of Pagan/Wiccan/Druidic faiths. Named because these religeons usually prescribe a close relationship with nature. Many followers also exhibit strong opinions regarding the environment due to their beliefs.

Looks like the dirt worshipers finally got the sawmill closed.

by 1Spectre4U October 22, 2003

sun worshipper

One who regularly sun bathes.

That girl over there with there sure is tan for a redhead. Take note of the towel beach radio and umbrella, she must be a sun worshipper.

by Amazing AO October 26, 2005

taliban turd worshipper

A taliban turd worshipper is your general run of the mill islamic taliban dog feces eating terrorist who frequents the mountains between Pakistan and Afghanistan. These feral dogs are even further down the evolutionary ladder then mosquitos.

The Canadian sniper punched a perfect hole straight through the taliban turd worshippers throat with his .50 calibre rifle laughing with glee as the taliban turd worshipper chokes on his own blood.

by Islams Defeat December 29, 2008