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woodland creature

1) The name for a man of ambiguous sexuality who looks like an elf, or a creature that's just been frolicking in the woods: especially a poetry-reading bohemian type. It can be used to refer to a man who seems homosexual but is heterosexual.

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2) A man of slight build with a large penis
1) Cindy: I would like to have sex with that bohemian man over there but I'm not sure whether he is straight.

Simon: I had sex with the woodland creature but he cried so he's straight.

Cindy: That does fit the profile of a woodland creature!

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2) Cindy: How tall are you?

Simon: 160cm

Cindy: How big is your penis?

Simon: 8 inches

Cindy: You are such a woodland creature!
by llcoolc February 3, 2010
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the woodlands high school

A mess. A high school for almost entirely upper-middle/upper class teenagers who are known for being stuck-up and oblivious to the outside world. The students are much like those in cliché high school movies, very much about cliques. The dress code is ridiculously strict, and recently they’ve started playing weird throwback music at the end of every lunch for some reason (?). One of the most notable traits of this school is the vaping problem, as likely more twhs students own a juul than don’t at this point. There are fights very often, and things have been getting wilder and wilder for this school and it’s entire district since the start of 2019. Stay safe staff and students!
I hate Woodlands kids. Everyone at The Woodlands High School is so fake and clique-y!
by gr8765 March 29, 2019
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woolley

a good surname in wich applies the loalty in a relationship but is easly annoyed if not showed back,also he may be good a music and sports and have obvious tallent.very lovable and funny,expashaly when it comes to a friend who is a girl
by john michals September 26, 2008
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woolulation

The American equivalent of "ululation" (The middle eastern / African practice of emitting a long, wavering, high-pitched vocal sound resembling a howl with a trilling quality, in celebration). When celebrating, Americans typically yell "Wooo!" for reasons unknown.
The Skynerd fans erupted in simultaneous woolulation! "WOOOOO!"
by Poppydog January 7, 2012
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mckenzie woolley

The type of girl To make it her point to make everyone she come into contact with through her days happy. She always puts a smile on your face when you walk by her in the hallways. She has a strong moral code and works hard to achieve any goals she has. She has a very caring heart full with love and happiness. Always a blessing to be around.
by Da_boss1 May 18, 2020
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HB Woodlawn

An awesome alternative program in Arlington, Virginia. Everyone who says they're pot smoking hippies is just JEALOUS. You can see it in their eyes.... Know as one of the best alternative programs in the country.
"Those HB Woodlawn kids are hippies!"
"Go back to your unoriginal life at Yorktown with the masses and yuk it up." -Sly smile only HB kids can achieve because we go to a *different* school-
by Charla Swan April 5, 2010
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Woolly Dentata

When your teeth are so dirty they feel like they are wearing sweaters. Woolly tooth sweaters.
"I think that guy has woolly dentata. His teeth look furry."
by jolpyman2 July 24, 2014
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