woofless

Woofless is a great YouTuber and is very funny and cute. However, he is unemployed, so everyone calls Woofless, Jobless. This became his nickname. And, his real name is Robert.

Rob-a-dob-flob has no job.

That guy over there doesn't have a job, but he has a ton of money. He must be a Woofless!

by That guy. Just That Guy June 21, 2016

Woofen

The alternative to the holy word amen but in a furrier way. Join our cult and lets embrace the great ways of Woosus, Woofen I tell you my children, Woofen.

--The great doge god priest--

Woofen brother, Woofen.

Basically just replace it with amen.

by "okke" March 21, 2022

woodlean

The Woodlawn-McLean Avenue area of New York.

Woodlawn is technically in the Bronx, and McLean is technically in Yonkers. But we like to think of it as one place.

I live in Wood-Lean, but I'm not Irish; how crazy is that?

by danerr July 17, 2004

willy woofter

English slang for a gay. Has connotations of queer, bent, homo, dick rider, knob jock, a Sam cooper.

Harvey power is a willy woofter

by Yorkshire white rose November 18, 2017

Woofmeister

The super ugly, dog-looking girl that appears at every party. She wants to hook up with everyone, yet no one wants to hook up with her. Inevitably, she does have intercourse, undoubtedly with one of your friends. Loosely translated from the English: "Master of Woof;" inspired by the 1991 John Hughes Film "Home Alone," as a comment about Buzz McCallister's girlfriend:

Kevin: "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!"

Cory: "Check out Woofmeister over there. She just need's to learn how to stop, man. No one wants that, even though we all know Jon is gonna be balls deep in that by beer 9."
Mike: "Word."

by Freebase90 April 27, 2009

Shailene Woodley

The flawless actress in both Divergent (Tris Prior) and The Fault in Our Stars (Hazel Grace Lancaster). She's super funny and pretty and is the obsession of many people ever since Divergent came out.

Have you heard of Shailene Woodley? She played Tris in Divergent AND Hazel in The Fault in Our Stars!

by cornthegreat June 14, 2014

Chuck Woolery

A sexual act requiring the insertion of both the index finger and middle finger into the vagina, while inserting the pinkie and ring finger into the anus. In some circles this has been more commonly known as "The Spocker". The moniker used here relates to the catch phrase "We'll be back in two and two". As you are giving the willing recipient "Two and Two".

As commonly used "I've been known to Chuck Woolery a lady every now and again" or "This one girl had been shockered before, so I decided to introduce her to my man Chuck Woolery".

"On my dating game, I pull the Old Chuck Woolery, and I'm guaranteed a second date"

by TheycallmeCoxie December 1, 2009