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wooden pussy 

Derived from the Italian: sei figa de legno - You've got a pole up your arse. (Literally translates as you have a wooden pussy). A frigid woman, stuck-up, in terms of refusing sex.
"Don't take any wooden pussy" that can be heard at the end of the 1979 movie "The Wanderers" by Philip Kaufman.

Girl: that chick is hot.
Guy: I guess, but she looks like she has a wooden pussy.
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woodsnuckery 

Banter / the description of words written or spoken in jest which may not be entirely serious despite the person in the act of woodsnuckery trying to suggest otherwise.
To suggest that "Steve Cotterill is the best young manager outside of the premiership." is surely blatant woodsnuckery.
woodsnuckery by Longsider January 12, 2008
another way for saying wood, cock, penis willy, winky, whatever you call it
Becky: I had sex with Rudy last night he had a large woodina

Rudy: I have a large woodina
woodina by MrRikxè August 9, 2019
Woobin is a guy you would want to be friends with!! He is extremely kind, humorous and smart! He is very positive, and is full of energy! That is Woobin, the awesome kid!
“Do you know Woobin? He always looks happy!
Woobin by 우빈 October 26, 2018

Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death)

Holy Wood was a concept album released by Marilyn Manson on 2000 after the Columbine High School massacre and serves as their rebuttal at the accusations leveled at them. Their frontman has described it as "a declaration of war".

The record made numerous allegories to pop culture history to show how everyone had a participating role in Columbine: From Abraham Zapruder to the JFK Assassination, from the Beatles' White Album to the Charles Manson murders and from the Crucifixion to the Dead Rock Star celebrity worship phenomenon, Manson left no stone unturned to give america a righteous ass-kicking.

Notable themes:
1.Guns, God and Government - rightwing America's main obsession that, arguably, fucked Klebold and Harris up more than any 'rock' or 'metal' album.

2.Celebritarianism - a word coined by Manson to describe a devotion to celebrity and celebrity culture. In the album it is a religion that canonizes dead celebrities into saints in the same way the crucifixion canonized Jesus Christ into a superstar messiah and celebrity. In effect, the crucifixion is the root cause of shit like reality TV, Jersey Shore, TMZ and Harris and Klebold's desire to become famous by murdering people.

Holy Wood was never a commercial success and received mixed reviews from music journalists who said the band's artistic pretensions overshadowed the powerful lyrical indictment contained in it. Despite this, many people view it as the band's finest hour.
Kerrang Magazine: ...There has still not been as eloquent and savage a musical attack on the media and mainstream culture as Manson achieved with Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death).

Me:If you thought what Manson said about Columbine in Michael Moore's documentary was incisive, you should see how Holy Wood throws his detractors hypocrisies right back into their faces.

sportin' a Woodie

Having an erection, esp. while wearing loose-fitting slacks, creating an amusing tent-like effect.
"Did you see Jim after the meeting today? When he stood up from the table he was really sportin' a Woodie!"
sportin' a Woodie by kBro May 1, 2006

wootinator 

He just won the grand prize in five lotteries... the lucky wootinator.
wootinator by ??^?? August 21, 2008