Melancholy Winkler

Tiny shriveled penis. The name of uprising local band coming out of the bay area.

Man, you gotta dick like a Melancholy Winkler!

by nick April 24, 2004

Winkler

A badass who's most likely in the military. Extremely smart, courageous, and swift. Usually extremely successful.

Henry Winkler.

by Zachariah Manciewicz October 25, 2009

Wonker-sided

The act of being crooked or messed up.

The picture frame is all wonker-sided

by rmftlinds April 14, 2010

Wonkered

The feeling you get when cramming for a test while also being on pain killers due to a recent surgery and your brain decides to stop working.

I'm feeling wonkered due to pain killers from my surgery and cramming for my math final.

by phoreversurf July 29, 2010

wally wankler

When a male tosses off two boys at the same time and slaps them both together until they cum

Ben-"I was tossing off Sam and Eddie and before they finished I slapped their dicks together"
Joe-"You did a wally wankler?!"
Ben-"I guess I did"
Party rock anthem

by Pastarus September 21, 2014

wet wonker

It's like a wet willy but with your dick, you get the receiver to wet your dick and then stick it in their ear.

Man i can't wait to get home so my dad can give me my daily wet wonker!

by KingDaddyDMAC26 August 10, 2017

Dixie Winkler

When you are having intercourse with a female or male and you urinate instead of ejaculate.

"Oh I totally pulled a Dixie Winkler on Megan last night!"

by The Big Sex C October 10, 2017