woner

A weed related Boner.

Often in a daydream state a Woner will arise. Very Very desirable.

by silver_surfer42 June 25, 2010

WoNer

A person who goes to WoN.

He is a WoNer!!

by Draxamus June 4, 2003

WoNer

A fat, ugly girl. Usually pasty white with low self esteem.

Man, Tori sure is a WoNer.

by Narakina December 28, 2005

woned

Similar to "owned" but is only capable of being achieved by the most leet players.

joe woned bob matt and john while blind using only his sense of sound.

by WoNeD October 9, 2003

Woned

This word originated in the the online game, "Counter-Strike." This word, unlike "pwned" or "owned," supposedly is the most respected win in a game. For instance, in CS, if i killed their entire team, then i would have woned their team. (2)Wonish - can be used to describe somebody's lack of skill.

OMGOSH!!! DOOGIE! I so just woned your entire team!!!
Paul, you are so wonish.

by kevkev July 24, 2008

woner

1. Nickname for a tall, lanky pale white kid.

2. Can be used as a substitue for boner.

Bill: Did you see that tall white kid?
Jim: Oh you mean that woner.

by gunitcoach May 3, 2005

Woner

A weak boner. That semi-limp erection that often precedes or follows sexual arousal/activity. Sometimes it's just kinda there.

I jacked off three hours ago, but his fuckin' woner won't go away!

by sweatypillows December 10, 2009