"Wonderbreading" is the act of throwing a loaf of Wonderbread on a person's yard and setting an empty bottle of BAWLS energy drink on the porch/driveway/lawn, while screaming the person's name.
Rules:
1.) It must be Wonderbread and BAWLS, no substitutions.
2.) The Wonderbread must still be in the seal and musn't be tampered with.
3.) You must Wonderbread someone you know (or at least someone who's name you know).
4.) The empty bottle of BAWLS must have the cap on it.
5.) You must be in a car while during the act of Wonderbreading.
6.) There must be more than one person during the act of Wonderbreading.
Rules:
1.) It must be Wonderbread and BAWLS, no substitutions.
2.) The Wonderbread must still be in the seal and musn't be tampered with.
3.) You must Wonderbread someone you know (or at least someone who's name you know).
4.) The empty bottle of BAWLS must have the cap on it.
5.) You must be in a car while during the act of Wonderbreading.
6.) There must be more than one person during the act of Wonderbreading.
*stops car*
*passenger gets out and sets the BAWLS down and re-enters the car*
*throws the Wonderbread*
"FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK!!"
*drive off*
The Wonderbreading is then complete.
*passenger gets out and sets the BAWLS down and re-enters the car*
*throws the Wonderbread*
"FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK!!"
*drive off*
The Wonderbreading is then complete.
by Lance LaBar July 30, 2008
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