Won the battle, lost the war 

When one is so concentrated into completing a task that he/she thought was so big, but at the end realized it was nothing compared to the big picture that he/she lost.

I've passed my exam, but lost a gf. I've won the battle, lost the war.

Won the battle, lost the war by One depressed dude December 12, 2009

won't flush 

phrase to add to the end of a sentence in regards to a household appliance to indicate that it has been peed on. Used by a person so drunk, they no longer recognize the proper place to urinate or poop.

Hey man, your DVD player won't flush.

or;
Hey, your clock won't flush.

or;
I was just in the room with the thing over there and your bed won't flush.

or;
I think you need to call someone because I can't get your refrigerator to do the thing and it won't flush.

or;
Man, I'm so drunk I couldn't figure out your Xbox and now it won't flush.

won't flush by calvinke March 12, 2011

won jebb 

A 6 toed creature caused by a nuclear explosion in the depths of hiroshima

Won Jebb the 6 toed creature loved to frolick with the other mutants

won jebb by Yadsan Devabalan January 20, 2007

Won Hung Lo 

A nick-name (in chinese) for a man with one testicle. A phoenetic play on the phrase one hung low.

Hey Won Hung Lo, how'd your testicular surgery go?

Won Hung Lo by madjackal May 2, 2004

won't 

A slang term used extensively in the Richmond-Petersburg (804), VA region. It means in this context "was not", not "will not".

person 1: "You been talkin shit bout me, shaw?"
person 2: "Nah yo, I won't da one talkin shit bout you."
person 1: "See, I KNEW I won't gone be able to make it thru the day without drama."

won't by 804head October 6, 2009

Won't 

Won't - Will Not

We won't go to the party tonight.

I will not/won't be a grammar nazi.

Won't by Norways March 26, 2013

won time 

one magical time...

"last nite i foxt ya momma."
"won time"

won time by YuniQ9 January 25, 2014