Spastic Wombat

A woman who is freaking out hysterically, over.....nothing at all.
What a waste of money brains and time....

Will you quit being such a spastic wombat!

by ivana flailsomemore August 26, 2016

Wombat

A stocky terrestrial marsupial.

Captain lost his leg to a wombat hole.

by TanooKirby June 11, 2003

Wombat Jungle

An extremely hairy woman with:

an over-grown wad of female bush completely surrounding the vagina

an over-grown wad of female bush covering the anus

a 'happy trail'

back hair

Tim: So Eric did you have sex with that girl last night?

Eric: Yeah, but she was a Wombat Jungle, so it wasn't the best.

by neonWaner May 14, 2009

Red Wombat

When a man puts his mouth on a females/mans butt hole and sucks until the inner lining of the butt hole pops out causing the ass to look like a wombats face (must not shave butt for two months)

Because Charlie gave me a Red Wombat my mom lost all respect for me

by Catoo October 6, 2009

wombat combat

The swinging and colliding action of two men's scrotum during anal intercourse.

Bobby and Danny's nutsacks were engaged in heated wombat combat.

by E. Roger Coswell June 22, 2005

Wombats

The most amazing animal that lives on this planet. it tops all other on beastly animals like the gay Red Ruffed Lemur. this animal lives in Australia and is almost extinct so support the Wombat Foundation!

I love those amazing Wombats they are the most beastly animals. So i created the cool Wombat Foundation.

by Billyroxmysox March 17, 2008

stoned wombat

a wombat (found in and around the town of Jindabyne Aus) that is perpetually stoned. this fascinating animal has an obsession with car suspension. they are often found on the side of roads, with a dash of florescent paint on their backs, thinking about the suspension that they have just seen. Albert Einstein was a stoned wombat in disguise.

James: Look at that stoned wombat
Andrew: Amazing!

by [JAMMO] April 4, 2009