The most badass, ferocious, terrifying, 30 pounds on god's green earth. These little mf's can see through a hundered feet of trees, bushes, rocks, dirt, and ice, can smell a single drop of blood from halfway across canada and have teeth and claws sharper than a diamond-toothed saw. In a single bite one could snap dwayne johnson in half like a toothpick. Super ultra-camo makes them completely invisible to even the most advanced detection equipment. If you encounter one in the wilderness there is no hope. They run faster, climb better, are smarter, swim faster than anything humans will ever create! Just sit down and accept your fate. There really is no plutonium in nuclear bombs, they are actually just a containment device for wolverines that were given to us by the gods and have been weaponized by governments around the world. In their spare time wolverines enjoy ripping the throats out of grizzly bears and a single wolverine has been observed chasing 50 polar bears away from a group of seals that the bears had killed. The mountains are their's; the higher in elevation they are the more powerful they become! There is no weapon powerful enough to combat their healing powers! The babies are super cute but don't be fooled, they are just as deadly as the adults! Stalin didn't kill 20 million of his people, he just sent them to siberia, the wolverines did the rest! The viking colony in canada didn't fail because of the natives! It was because they encountered wolverines!
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by Phoenix Saga May 04, 2005
*Nog* I'm so mothafuckin' high I could eat a star.
*Nig* You know, I bet that guy who gave me that Recees Cup at the crosswalk once wanted to molest me... do you remember Cowboys of Moo Mesa?
*Nog* I remember eating a goddamn peanutbutter and sardine sandwich thanks to this Wolverine we be smokin'.
*Nig* You know, I bet that guy who gave me that Recees Cup at the crosswalk once wanted to molest me... do you remember Cowboys of Moo Mesa?
*Nog* I remember eating a goddamn peanutbutter and sardine sandwich thanks to this Wolverine we be smokin'.
by EightEqualsD September 23, 2007
Standing at 5'3" and weighing in just over 250+ lbs, he is considered the "best there is at what he does," which, of course, is fighting. Armed with animal keen senses (i.e.: hyper keen scent tracking, enhanced hearing and sight), an unbrakable, laced-with-adamantium skeleton, a set of razor-sharp claws, enhanced strength (due to the bodily adaptation to carrying all the extra weight provided by the metal in his body), and an enhanced healing factor, he is considered to be one of the deadliest mutants of the x-universe.
by Johnny SkunkaDu October 10, 2003
Wolverine (a.k.a. Logan), a character from the Marvel collection of X-men comic books. Later portrayed by the very fine Hugh Jackman. He has adamantium claws and a little less than flattering sideburns.
by mkk August 15, 2006
He thinks he's a hot shot because he has ademantium claws, and he won't stop macking on my girlfrend, Phoenix. I swear if I catch that son of a bitch with my girl again, I'll laser-fry his sorry ass so bad he'll have a hard time healing himself.
And by the way, his name is Logan.
And by the way, his name is Logan.
by Cyclops August 12, 2003