weltz

well, obviously!

Guy #1: That girl definitely wants you.
Guy #2: Weltz bro.

by LA swag November 18, 2011

Waltz the Clown

When Waltz was a young lad, he had some issues at home. His mom turned to alcoholism after the death of his dad died to a severe case of monkey cancer. To make matters even worse, Waltz was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis at the age of 4. Waltz lived a sad and poor life in Utah as his family owned land to grow cassava beans. Growing up, Waltz was forced to work in the cassava fields for a little pay because his family's business was struggling to keep afloat due to Mr. Marmalade's business across town. He was running Waltz's farm into the ground. With the little money he had saved up from the cassava fields, he went to the traveling circus. When he walked into the tent, the first thing he saw was the clowns. The clown's friendly and welcoming appearance and talent washed all of the pain and suffering of his home life. Waltz thought to himself, "I can be a clown and do the same for other people!" After that day, Waltz was changed forever. He felt like he had found a purpose in life, to become a clown. Waltz dropped out of high school to pursue an education at the Salt Lake City School of Clown Education. Waltz finally felt like he fit in. Everyone was equal. After 4 years of intense schooling, Waltz graduated at the top of his class. Waltz found a job after graduation at The Park. After working at The Park for 2 years, Waltz was hospitalized after he slipped on Sean Spicer's puddle of Dip-n-Dots and busted his head. Waltz died a slow and painful death.

Damn dude, Sean Spicer killed the best accordion clown, Waltz the clown.

by Bameron Booley August 26, 2017

1 hand waltz

Masturbation. The act of pleasuring oneself using manual stimulation. One handed-tussle. A less aggressive version of the 5 knuckle shuffle and cousin to the 2 hand tango. A fistful of man dollars. Pulling on the old wad. Jerkin' the gherkin'. Slapping the ham. Pounding the pig. Pullin' the skin flute. One hand short of a 2 hand tango.

After yet another unsuccessful night out, John went home alone and was reduced to doing the old 1 hand waltz.

by C.M.E. Barnard December 30, 2008

weltzbarker

A man who believes the wwe is real and praises it religiously

Damn hunter are you a weltzbarker

by Weltzbarker July 14, 2018

Weltz

A huge dick. Compared to being hung like a horse, just bigger.

You want to go to my place and see my weltz?

by Keg25 June 30, 2010

bumper waltz

when the amount of people slow dancing is larger than the space provided and couples run into each other repeatedly.

"Someone stepped on the back of my feet 5 times in that bumper waltz."

by runblue July 26, 2009

the last waltz

Concert film by veteran film maker Martin Scorsese about The Bands "Last Waltz" or live performance. Regarded as one of the best concert movies of all time.

Jack: "dude do you know about the band?!?!?"

Random dude: "Course I do, but have you ever seen The Last Waltz?"

Jack: "well shit dude"

by h0b0s March 7, 2014