Dirty Wilford

When a man fills a woman or another man’s ass full of avacado and slowly fists them whilst sitting on a glass soda bottle and humming “She’ll be coming around the mountain.

“Chris have me a Dirty Wilford last night and used the left overs for guacamole “

by Gay4Clents March 6, 2022

alfie walford

a racist piece of shit that needs humbling ASAP

katie: hi
me: hello?
katie: im dating alfie walford

me: DISGUSTING!!!

by ichiglowed March 7, 2022

wilford brimley

When a man goes down on a woman whilst she has a yeast infection the consistency of Quaker Oats.

A good Wilford Brimley always makes me hungry for funnel cake.

by Eric July 31, 2003

Georgina wilford

a girl i went out with for a while that takes life way 2 seriouse and needs to get over her ex-boyfreinds better cus it didnt half annoy me. get over it god damn u

"will u go out wit me again?"
"no"
next day
"will u go out with me again?"
"no"

by jim bob charley March 28, 2004

wilford brimley

to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.

me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"

you: "yeah?"

me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."

by erik f. neumann January 10, 2008

woolford

Complete and utter wanker, too cocky for his own good. As well as this, usually has an expression so gormless it would
catch flies. Usually attracts other dicks.

"You had a face like a slapped woolford"

by Dave Penis May 21, 2008

wilford brimley

to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.

me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"

you: "yeah?"

me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."

by erik f. neumann January 10, 2008