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Wokescold

Someone who scolds others for not being woke enough.
Person 1: this white liberal screeched at me because I said the word lunatic. They said it was a slur for bipolar people. When I told them I was bipolar, they got on their knees and started begging for my forgiveness.

Person 2: that guy must be a wokescold.
by the foochie February 11, 2022
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wockesha

Damn this wockesha is hitting different.
by 3 inch wonder June 24, 2021
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wokester

An easily offended 20-something idiot who believes the word 'woke' legitimizes their self-centered view of the world. These individuals often lack skills in civil discourse, or an educated background in any subject they rant in.
Bob: Hey Jim, check out that San Francisco wokester blocking conservative speakers from voicing their 1st amendment rights in a civil, university sponsored debate.

Jim: Yeah, what a useless waste.
by brobean June 5, 2017
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Wokefest

Short for Woke Festival. When a television show demonstrates blatant and obsessive virtue signaling to the point where that seems to be the primary reason for it to exist rather than as entertainment.
The new Trek TV series doesn't have a plot, it's just a wokefest of actors.
by thedm96 January 8, 2021
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Pa-woke

The lowest breed of human degenerates that comprises the 3% of the population; sharing the same shitty opinions, tweeting and ranting if it only fits their narrative and stuff. They think being pa-woke with their selective power of justice, bestowed upon them by Twitter will save the Earth from degeneracy and feed the poor, not knowing they only make themselves look like a cringey, pathetic case of whiny nutjobs.

They are the minority that no one wants and no one asked for. A minor inconvenience and a disgrace to the society that needs to be obliterated before infecting others.

On the contrary, this is not a word for smart-shaming since being pa-woke is not a smart thing to be, it has never been. They are pathetic morons.
Pa-woke: omg i hate this goverment it sucks they dont feed the poor omg #resist #feedthepoor

Also Pa-woke: omg did you hear about the new iphone it looks good i wonder how much it costs me if i sell my old iphone for that. #blessed
by Iloathepawokes April 23, 2020
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New Woke City

Noun - The capital city of the mythical land of Wokistan. The cultural epicenter of all things woke, and the premier getaway destination for aspiring Woketopians who need to score intersectional points with their left-wing peers.
That patchy-bearded, dirtbag over there who's stopping traffic for no apparent reason obviously thinks he's the Mayor of New Woke City.
by La Pluma May 12, 2021
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Wokesplaining

The process of incoherently spreading irrational and contradictory racial-theories by using hyperbole, whataboutism, and bullying.
Antifa Karen was wokesplaining to a black person that white binary lesbians are the most enlightened force on planet earth before dude straight up smacker her upside her helmet-covered head.
by UseYourBrain18 July 22, 2020
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