woling penis

a woman, who usually likes large penis that flys in the sky with diamonds, much like the beatles song, "lucy in the sky with diamonds"

Whoa, what's that in the sky?!
Oh nothing that's just a woling penis.

by lingwontonchopsticfks October 16, 2009

Woking out

(verb) To show actions of that a wokface would perform or acting in a rude manner.

See also: wokface, and wok

Stoping woking out your being annoying!!

by C-dizzle and the slice December 8, 2003

wowing

1. to "WoW" ones self.
2. to become consumed in wow.
3. a deep trance that can only be achieved when playing an MMORPG.

Morgan stop WoWing yourself!!!

by Barrel roll** March 25, 2005

Wooing

A combination of weeing and pooing.

Example: Jack's poo came out in a liquid state, he must be wooing!

by TazzieTee July 4, 2017

Woking Nightlife

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Woking Nightlife

Check out what's going on in Woking

Woking has a fantastic nightlife and has loads of colourful people to meet and places to go

Woking is more then just another town somewhere in the U.K woking is a special and unique town

Hall of fame woking

-H.G. Wells
-Eric Clapton
-Jam members Paul Weller, Rick Buckler and Bruce Foxton
-Peter Davison
-Ken Wood
-Lady Margaret Beaufort
-Dame Ethel Smyth
-Adelina de Lara
-George Bernard Shaw
-The Spice Girls
-Peter Gabriel
-Status Quo's Rick Parfitt
-World War II heroines Lilian Rolfe and Sonya Butt
-Cricketing twins, Sir Alec and Eric Bedser
-John Paul Getty
-King Henry VIII
-Queen Elizabeth I
-Lady Emma Hamilton
-John Donne
-Harry Hill
-Derek Griffiths
-Hilary Mantel
-Ron Dennis
-Molly Brett
-André De Toth
-James Cracknell
-Kieran West
-Sam Lowe
-Brian Hooper
-Delia Smith
-Albert Jack
-Kazuo Ishiguro
-Graham Stuart Thomas
-DJ Darren Price
-Arthur James Balfour
-Sir Samuel Morton Peto
-Comedian Sean Lock
-Tessa Wyatt
-Gary Daniels
-Matt Willis
-Terry Hand
-Leslie 'Les' Reed O.B.E

The population of Woking in mid-2009 was 92,400.

•48.8% males
•51.2% female
•19.2% aged 14 or under
•66.1% aged between 15 and 64
•14.7% aged 65 or over

Whether you like convenient shopping, great entertainment, Amazing nights out , historic villages or interesting days out, Woking fits the bill

girl 1 Lets have some fun

girl 2 Lets go clubbing

girl 1 Lets go woking town

girl 2 Yes I love it

girl 1 I have the best nights out in woking

girl 2 Yes woking nightlife is amazing

by Woking Nightlife August 27, 2011

wokingpornstar

a ginger pornstar (gay) from woking in surrey
also might work as an IT expert.
Loves Ibiza and mr Bombastic mmmmmmmm

fuller, ibiza, woking, porn, sex, luva, luva, wokingpornstar

by ibizaluvaluva March 14, 2007

Wominging

When a woman whinges about irrelevant issues - or 99% or whatever a feminist or SJW has to say

When men "mansplain" it is generally in response to "wominging".

by Stealthmodeon September 7, 2016