Wonkers

a very good word (wonkers)

Friend: Hey I got a new phone
You: Wonkers

by Botane August 1, 2021

wonker

plonker and wollie mixed together (for all the 40 yro mums out there 🤪🤪🥂🥂🥂🍷🍷)

also the pg version of wanker

you silly billy wet wipe, you’re such a wonker

by barkingbark May 26, 2022

woinker

A quirky and eccentric individual, often displaying unconventional behavior that is both amusing and endearing. A woinker often carries a distinct sense of humor, style, or taste, making them unique or distinctive in a crowd. Regardless of the bizarre antics, a woinker is generally lovable and attracts people with their peculiar charm.

Lucas is such a woinker, his love for collecting weird socks always cracks me up.

by HappyCleaner82 October 24, 2023

wonkers

means a lot of stuff. invented by mese. 1)crazy 2)awesome, cool 3)as a verb (wonkering) means freaking out, going crazy

4) with no s (wonker) means penis

1/2) I love her! She is wonkers!
3) He lost his phone...man, he's wonkering. (or going wonkers)
4) you're a wonker (insult)

by not conceited June 1, 2006

Willy Wonker

1) Stupid slang for the movie "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."

2) Male genitalia.

1) Joe: "Dude, let's go see that new Willy Wonker movie on friday!"

Hector: "What?"

Joe: "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."

Hector: "KK"

2) Street Slut: "Hey big boy, how bouts you show me that nice looking Willy Wonker down there?"

by interesting45 May 16, 2010

wonkers

Crazed, acting crazy, or group acting deliberately and stupidly crazed to gain a reaction.

Similar to "wankers" but derived from "bonkers" IE "gone bonkers"

IE "what a bunch of F..ng wonkers!"

by Tanoos November 24, 2004

Wonker

A wonker is a man (more specifically a red head manly man with a viscious attitude) who considers the presence of nobody but himself and his wonkerness.

“Look at at wonker!”
“His red hair is so divinely wonky!”

by Bohuslava April 3, 2021