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grass on the wicket

A slang meaning that means that a young girl has pubic hair (hence grass) around her pussy (hence on the wicket).

Therefore the girl is old enough for sex (hence lets play cricket..)
Mate, if there is grass on the wicket, its good enough for cricket.
by ChefsPop May 3, 2004
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Woketrash

A genre applied to “woke” media.

Especially in the case of a new addition to a previously not “woke” brand which is written by new “woke” writers and contains a “woke” message.

Example: Star Wars, Doctor Who
What’s on Netflix?”
Just more woketrash.”
by Reason is good December 2, 2020
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wookette

A Female (Wook)

A wook is a hippie without any ambition, motivation, or drive other than drugs and image. They're generally in their twenties, college students (or dropouts) at small-town liberal colleges (such as Appalachian State University) and dependent on an income other than their own.

Wooks tend to travel in packs, they smell strongly of patchouli and are in constant search for free drugs. One of the defining characteristics is an excessive amount of unkempt hair, usually in dreadlocks.

It is important to make the distinction between a hippie and a wook. Hippies can generally be viewed as positive, optimistic members of society with an idealistic goal for the betterment of society. Wooks are everything that you've been warned about in regard to hippies wrapped into a neat little package.
I can't wait to turn that wookette into my tent slut.
by Leviath June 14, 2018
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Wockstar

People use this as a placeholder for being #Interlinked, a popular motto used when one is a loner in life.
Josiah, are you a Wockstar?
Yes Sean, I am #Interlinked. Don’t talk to me.
by IAmJokerrr111 October 15, 2023
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Woketh

Person A: The government has been lying this entire time!
Person B: Wow, I'm woketh.
by Ian/JosieIan/josie April 13, 2017
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painting the wickets

The act of shitting oneself while standing up, covering the legs in shit.
Sam went out for dinner but soon found himself painting the wickets after eating a prime rib burger.
by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015
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Wonkette

Straight-up old-fashioned lesbian. Not the fake high school type of straight girl that does other girls for attention or out of insecurity. We are talking about the real thing here, lesbian for life, beautiful or butch.
Dianne and Jenny went to a bar. They didn't make a scene...they knew everyone knew they were wonkettes anyway.
by Lisa Marie Schultz May 6, 2009
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