A curse that only a select few males have, that gives them the ability to get any girl they want, as long as they try. The Witzig's are well endowed and a known to last up to an hour. They are fairly cute and keeping a Witzig around it a hard task because of the curse itself. Symptoms of the Witzig Curse are: deep voice, big wiener, and very fast growing facial hair. If you know a Witzig or someone who's in close contact with a Witzig they are likely to have the curse. If you know someone with the curse you probably have thought atleast once what he would be like in bed.
Look at him getting all the chicks all because of that damn witzig curse.
Hes got a deep voice, a big wiener and fast growing facial hair, he probably has the witzig curse.
Hes got a deep voice, a big wiener and fast growing facial hair, he probably has the witzig curse.
by blink182nms13 June 3, 2009
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One of the strongest performers currently on Saturday Night Live and among the funniest women in the show's history/Hollywood/the world.
Popular characters include Target Lady, Sue, Penelope and Aunt Linda.
One of the strongest performers currently on Saturday Night Live and among the funniest women in the show's history/Hollywood/the world.
Popular characters include Target Lady, Sue, Penelope and Aunt Linda.
Girl: Kristen Wiig's my idol. Did you catch her impression of Nancy Pelosi the other night on SNL?
Boy: No, should I?
Girl: Yes. Watch everything related to her on Youtube. You'll fall in love in no time.
Boy: No, should I?
Girl: Yes. Watch everything related to her on Youtube. You'll fall in love in no time.
by Maebe3 March 13, 2011
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Sarah: "Gush, i didnt know that john knows so much"
Paula: "Dont get too excited, i've read what he said on WikiPedia so i guess he's a WikiGenius"
Paula: "Dont get too excited, i've read what he said on WikiPedia so i guess he's a WikiGenius"
by Brara August 1, 2007
Get the WikiGenius mug.Mx-Witis is caught after speaking to MxW and is a very serious condition.
Symptoms include twitching, frothing at the mouth, seeing his face on every person you cross and finally ending up in a padded room with a Dairy Milk bar for your only company.
It can only be treated with a strong antibacterial soap, a lot of mouthwash, a visit to the doctors and a restraining order.
Symptoms include twitching, frothing at the mouth, seeing his face on every person you cross and finally ending up in a padded room with a Dairy Milk bar for your only company.
It can only be treated with a strong antibacterial soap, a lot of mouthwash, a visit to the doctors and a restraining order.
"zOmg eeeee'z gt mXwItIs!!!1111 runnnnnn!!!!"
"She has Mx-Witis, it had to be treated with some cream. It was special."
"She has Mx-Witis, it had to be treated with some cream. It was special."
by L_and_O June 27, 2008
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"Ah shit! I was supposed to pick up Timmy from Boy Scouts, but I was wikigrazing! Oh well, at least I'll be able to tell him about Heinkel jet engines....."
by pushtheenvelope June 25, 2007
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Professor was known for his often whimsical, sometimes scathing wittigences at unpredictable junctures of his lectures.
by the deficit kid July 12, 2009
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Humphrey: My stars! I do say this crumpet has a fine oaky taste with a hint of autumn!
Reginald: Humphrey, you witwig! That is a urinal cake! Do not attempt to impress me with your false culinary criticism!
Humphrey: But... How will I make you love me as I love you?
Reginald: Oh you witwig... You know that I already do.
*they embrace*
Reginald: Humphrey, you witwig! That is a urinal cake! Do not attempt to impress me with your false culinary criticism!
Humphrey: But... How will I make you love me as I love you?
Reginald: Oh you witwig... You know that I already do.
*they embrace*
by CameronGrantJr June 9, 2014
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