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wisky dick

wisky dick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. wisky is distilled from a beer. wisky dick is invoking the fact that both wisky, it's self, and wisky dick are a more potent version of their original nature. wisky through distillation wisky dick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with wisky dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
wisky dick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually confusing it with drunk dick."
by RepOmaN April 15, 2013
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whiskey dyke

A girl that only makes out with other girls when inebriated.
"Mellisa is such a whiskey dyke. She's always making out with other fugly chicks when she's drunk."
by flacid January 11, 2009
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whiskey throttle

The real whiskey throttle is when you give to much throttle and you start to slip off the back of the bike/4 wheeler and your hand just pulls the throttle more and you go out of control!
Yea i bet you $100 that Jessica is gonna go all out whiskey throttle!
by Scream.X October 11, 2011
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donuts and whiskey

Sarcastic response to a query as to acceptable payment for a job.
"Are you kidding? I'd do that for donuts and whiskey."
by JormanThoad March 10, 2017
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Mikey Whiskey Hands

Mike Fuentes's (drummer of Pierce the Veil) side project.
Rap, hip hop, catchy, bad ass.
by music whore May 9, 2011
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Whiskey Ninja

When a friend gets drunk of whiskey behind your back, usually after a hard break up.

The act of swigging whiskey like a ninja, so no one sees you drinking.
-George is a whiskey ninja, he got so drunk and no one even noticed.
-What a whiskey ninja!
by Gib1234 May 20, 2010
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whiskey flu

A flu like condition resulting from an over indulgence in alcohol and a lack of sleep.
Mike always complains of being sick when returning from overseas trips but usually it's just a bad case of the whiskey flu.
by Onemoreokie May 15, 2006
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