lil wiff

a fat ass bitch who loves to suck dick and shove it in his tight ass hole like a gay fagot

lil wiff is a bitch

by bigpimpdaddy2 June 13, 2018

Hamper-Wiff

When a chick is so hot, that you would want to spend and Hamper-Wiff her Hamper all day!

Dude she is so hot that I would Hamper-Wiff her Hamper all day. . .

by IIIII TK IIIII December 7, 2010

Bell-Wiff

When you haven't had a washed in a few days and the tip of your dick starts to ferment in the foreskin, letting off a cheesy smell.

"Is it just me or are you getting a strong Bell-Wiff from the math teacher?"

by Piglets_Crusty_Pisser March 1, 2017

the WIFF

An incompetant co-worker who believes that Non-Fat Milk is Soy milk, and her "favorite". She believes that Orange Mango Naked Juices come in the Green, Super C packaging for the heck of it, and practically is the definition of a Joan Clever housewife who thought getting a job was "Fun".

She is the bane of every other co-worker's existence.

You've been Wiffed is a common statement.

The stench of the Wiff is left behind by a trail of dead.

"Would you like a desert?"
"I've never had soy before (looking at Non-fat and tries it), Yum! That's my Favorite!"

"Who wrote that cup? What IS it?!"
- I don't know. The WIFF wrote it.

UGH!

by I smell Wiff. January 27, 2009

Bitch-Wiff

When someone is being a bitch, you can smell the bitch radiating off them.

Jack: You smell what I smell??
Tom: Yea!!! I'm getting a real strong bitch-wiff from that girl with the attitude over there.

by thischick69 November 20, 2009

HIFF-WIFF

the swamp smell located in your hips to your upper back. it smells SO FUCKING PUTRID I WANT TO DIE PLEASE DELETE MY HIFF-WIFF OR ILL SUCK U STIFF! thank you.

a friend asked me how to use hiff-wiff in a sentence.
OH SHIT THAT'S A BAD CASE OF HIFF-WIFF!
i hope i don't have hiff-wiff.

by a good wiff December 14, 2017

sminty wiff

to dissapoint or let down

can also mean to let rip

my friend did a sminty wiff on me

by smintttttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyy January 15, 2010