my anus is wide open for you

Favoritism.

Person 1: Hey! Can you lend me a helping hand?
Person 2: My anus is wide open for you..
Person 2: (making it much worse) Please come in, and take a seat.

by Legend_Warp March 10, 2016

Susie Two Legs... Wide Open

Name used for females commonly found performing actions which require legs "Wide Open". Commonly shortened simply to "Susie Two Legs" in usage, This term is derived from the common need to identify such a female, without drawing attention to the subject of conversation.

Guy 1 - "Yo, I've already seen that girl hooking up with 3 different guys at this party!"

Guy 2 - "Oh, you talkin' about ol' Susie Two Legs... Wide Open."

by ps3udonam3 May 10, 2011

eyes wide open

Two partners start kissing one another with their eyes open and who ever closes their eyes or laughes looses.

Me and my boyfriend played eyes wide open last night and I won!

by Rayann24 November 14, 2016

a little wide open

to be intoxicated from alcohol.

Janet had a few too many drinks and ended up a little wide open at the end of the night.

by counter top 3 January 16, 2014

Wide Dick Open

referring to sports, when someone is so open that it's crazy

Bro, why didn't you go get a layup? It was wide dick open.

by Actually-A-Scholar December 14, 2022

open wide

a phrase you can say to someone as an insult or out of hatred or anger towards another person. basically you are telling that person to suck my dick by implying that. another phrase that goes along with this is "get on your knees" or stop sucking.

Your the stupidest person i have ever known.

Yo open wide son.

by The Janator October 20, 2010

Open wide

Open wide

You are open wide for ne

by anonymous December 29, 2021