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by sang yeon gil April 7, 2019
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1. An badass British philosopher who attempted to bring concepts of Eastern spirituality to a Western audience. Known for his incredibly soothing voice and very pleasant discourses.
-verb
1) To turn *ANY* mundane task into an enjoyable game/experience whereby the task instantly becomes exciting and fun.
1. An badass British philosopher who attempted to bring concepts of Eastern spirituality to a Western audience. Known for his incredibly soothing voice and very pleasant discourses.
-verb
1) To turn *ANY* mundane task into an enjoyable game/experience whereby the task instantly becomes exciting and fun.
noun-
R- Yo did you see that new video I sent you on Youtube?
I- You mean the one where that old dude talks about how washing dishes is fun?
R- Yeah, his name is Alan Watts and he's the shit!
verb-
R- Hey man, do me a favor and go alan watts that shit my dog just left on the neighbor's lawn?
I - Word
R- Yo did you see that new video I sent you on Youtube?
I- You mean the one where that old dude talks about how washing dishes is fun?
R- Yeah, his name is Alan Watts and he's the shit!
verb-
R- Hey man, do me a favor and go alan watts that shit my dog just left on the neighbor's lawn?
I - Word
by blobinwrath August 2, 2009
Get the alan watts mug.Chunked and formed, breaded and flash fried, this delicious cafeteria-style chicken sandwich is baked especially for you. Sandwiched between two ordinary buns and slathered with mayonnaise, your Wednesday has never been so good.
Dan: Hey guys I brought sack lunch today.
Bill (to group): this nukka's trippin' -- he doesn't know it's Chicken Watty Wednesday!
Bill (to group): this nukka's trippin' -- he doesn't know it's Chicken Watty Wednesday!
by 26foghat July 22, 2009
Get the Chicken Watty mug.A Wattpad boy is someone who is essentially damn near perfect. They give their love interest all the attention that is required to be amazing. Dating a Wattpad boy is every girls dream.
Person 1: Alex is so perfect. I think I might have found a Wattpad boy.
Person 2: aww the is so cute. You’re so lucky.
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by Ace03 May 7, 2019
Get the Wattpad Boy mug.The moment at birth, examining a family photo, or just at random when you realize your offspring look nothing like the silicone bag bearing, botox injected, liposucked, rhinoplasted, forehead lifted, and tummy tucked person you call your wife. When you realize you've been duped and that your wife hasn't fully revealed the quantity of plastic surgery she's had done. This epiphany may also be triggered by a family photo causing you to suddenly understand why your wife looks as if she just stepped out of Vogue compared to the more homely qualities of your children.
Jim (watching wife give birth in operating room)...Hey what the f***. That's not my child!
Doctor: Oh yes it is! It's just another case of DNA WhatTheHey! Happens all the time.
Doctor: Oh yes it is! It's just another case of DNA WhatTheHey! Happens all the time.
by Amovida December 10, 2011
Get the DNA WhattheHey! mug.Me: You’re such a Richard Watterson.
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It means you have a brain of a pea.
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It means you have a brain of a pea.
by awesomebrololi June 29, 2019
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