Why Me

something I ask myself everyday, I never get an answer so you're not getting one, either.

Person: Why me ?
shut.

by inksquiddo September 1, 2021

Why my pee pee white?

The definition for "Why my pee pee white?" means you are gay.

Him: Why my pee pee white?
Doctor: We ran some pee pee test and it shows that your pee is white cause your gay.

by Fishyotter October 28, 2017

Why men love bitches

A book by SHERRY ARGOV called Why men love bitches

I don’t. I love her. She’s not a bitch.

Why men love bitches

by I still wanna wife u up April 25, 2022

Why my pee pee green?

24 hours after sexual intercourse with the Incredible Hulk urination may appear green.

Natasha: why my pee pee green?

Bruce Banner: it seems like you fucked the hulk instead of me.

by Fishyotter September 27, 2018

This is why mom doesn't fucking love you

Seriously? You and your sleepover friends we're SOO bored you searched this up?

It's litterly a vine!

Stop using a fucking word dictionary to search up what you already know.

*𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘨! *
The man shoots the ceiling.

The brother sits approximately 10-20 ft. away.

He thinks.

He insults.

"𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘔𝘖𝘔 𝘋𝘖𝘌𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘓𝘖𝘝𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜! "

This is why mom doesn't fucking love you

You may be a brother, or a sister, maybe even and uncle.

The son and/or daughter may do something that frustrates you.

This is the perfect time to insult them

"𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘔𝘖𝘔 𝘋𝘖𝘌𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘓𝘖𝘝𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜! "

by KelpyHere March 16, 2020

Why Me God?

1. What you usually say when your girlfriend,wife or mother

tells you to take out the trash right when the play of the week comes up.

2. What you say when your calc teacher gives you a quiz.

1. TV: And the play of the week is....

Bitch: GK take out the trash please!

GK: Why Me God?

2.Ms.Hctib: Happy Monday class! Time for a pop quiz!

GK: Why Me God?

by gk339 June 21, 2009

why my neck so dry

where the hickeys at

hey samuel , why my neck so dry ?

by yourstrulysilver May 19, 2017