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whopper

A black woman with blonde pubes. The pubes can be a result of dying, bleaching or genetics.
I went down on Jamiqua and ate that whopper!
by david January 22, 2005
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the act of masturbating while simultaniously dropping a pooping.

Uusually done on the toilet, but not exclusivly, putting down a Whopper ensures the subject's privacy, and these two vital tasks can be accomplished at one time This leaves the subject with more time to play video games.
"With only on bathroom in Richard's house, he has found it neccesary to start putting down whoppers."

"Richard's face was quite red when he returned from the bathroom. I bet he was putting down a whopper. Oh man this video game is awesome"
by JiffMart May 1, 2010
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1. (n.) a burger served by Burger King.

2. (n.) a burger that will soon be served by The Whop Shop in the Whopper Kingdom ran by Team Whopper. It will come in over 384735348378429 different varieties including the Weatherman Whopper, the rare edition Wizard Whopper, and the it's-not-quite-right-but-we-love-it-anyway WArgos Whopper.
1. I am going to Burger King to get a Whopper.

2. I wish I had a Wizard Whopper from The Whop Shop.
by gordo gay parade October 17, 2008
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an overly ugly person.
one who should be digested by a constipated rhino as they would come out better looking in the long term.
also see hoachin' wain
hi, you're fuckin' whoppin!
i can't believe you went with that whopper...
i just seen a proper whopper talkin to a hoachin wain at a minger convention
by kitty-cait July 30, 2008
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A large turd, and it's not left in the toiletsky too long.
Why did the boy thrust both hands in the toilet ?
Because it takes 2 hands, to handle a WHOPPER !!!
by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005
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Whopper can be used to describe someone/something you don't like.
"Why did you do that?"
"Sorry"
"You f*cking 'whopper' "

Something you dont like:
"Err i'm not going there, that place is ''whopping'' off"
by yohan hassen July 13, 2012
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An Italian who acts black.
For a white person it would be wigger. For an Italian it would be whopper.
It is the combination of the two derogatory names for the Italian and African-American races, whop and nigger.
Look Luigi's wearing a doorag! What a whopper.
by Texas Menace December 9, 2008
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