Whomping the willow

jacking off

Harry:Ron my god Hermoine looked sexy tonight.

Ron:Yeah I know I am going to be whomping the willow

by K-man 45322 May 4, 2009

body whomping

Localized southern California term for body surfing at a beach with an extreme beach break. Any failure to pull out of the wave can result in being thrown into less than 2 inches of water, potentially resulting in injury...like a broken collar bone or neck.

Dude, let's go body whomping at Marine Street.

Aren't you a little old for Marine Street? Let's go to Sea Lane.

by JaySG May 14, 2008

can of whoopass

Retribution; or an act which manifests such. Commonly used in conjunction with the verb "to open up a". Also see whoop-ass and to get medieval on.

Are you going to quit whining, or am I gonna have to open up a can of whoopass on you?

by Sparkly Minx November 15, 2003

whomping willow

The god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.

Look a car! I think I'll eat it!!1

by Brett April 26, 2005

wompachillies

Any type of small animal or rodent, such as a squirrel. Or, animals supposedly seen while high on mushrooms.

Last time I ate caps, I saw wompachillies in the trail.

by spinge June 28, 2005

Whomper-dank

noun: referring to male's penis
verb: interacting in a sexual activity as a male

She loves my whomper-dank. I whomper-danked that hoe last night.

by Jef-hof-fayah November 1, 2011

Whomps 8

The first milestone in super mario 64speedrunning and a nerdy word for Déjà vu. Well known in Clint

Bob: Yo, have we been here before?
Salem: Nah bro we’ve never been here.
Bob: I feel like we’ve been. This is a real Whomps 8 moment.

by Goredon January 1, 2019