Whizzier

When your broadband is far more responsive than that contracted for or paid for. A technical term first used in 2021 but rapidly adopted by the tech glitterati.

Also a vulgar term for the ability to piss faster and harder than your work colleagues.

The internet seems whizzier than I expected.
He was fast but I was whizzier in the toilet.

by Tittech2000 October 27, 2021

Wizzing

The act of rizzing up the opposite gender on wizz to the point where they tremble at your knees in submission

John: I was wizzing up some bitch last night

Alex: I wasn't really familiar with your game

by dfbksjhfuwrgdzbndzbnm October 13, 2022

Whazzingthebucket

The act of pissing in an enemies personal bucket, in an attempt to undermine, or insult their intelligence and race.

Yeah mate, I was Whazzingthebucket in Afghanistan, cant tell you how many buckets we took out.

by Uranium4440 July 17, 2024

whizzendook

When you have to simultaneously urinate and defecate after not using the bathroom for a while.

That car ride was brutal, I can’t wait to get home to whizzendook

by Whizzendooker January 9, 2025

whizzendook

When you have to piss and shit at the same time after holding it in for a while.

The order of whizz vs dook is irrelevant, it’s all one done in one session

My dad refuses to use public bathrooms, when he came home he ran upstairs to whizzendook

by Thegoldeneel January 11, 2025

Cheese Wizzing

Taking a piss while in the act of grilled cheesing

Halford says "Hey Rocky! were your Cheese Wizzing when you pissed all over the seat today at Taco Bell?"

by Scott "Just Scott" K January 6, 2009