Egg Whiting

Egg Whiting is when you take the yolk of the egg, place it in a pan, and make your own whites by releasing your sperm into it. You then cook it to desired amount (seasonings optional) and you then serve it to your biological mother with no warning.(telling her after is also optional)

You: Here mom i made you eggs

Your Mother: Thank you sweetie but these taste off
You: Oh that's because it's made with my semen.
Your Mother:..............what?
You: You were the first victim of Egg Whiting MOM!

by ball of niggs October 25, 2023

Whitening Toothpaste

Paste that whitens your teeth.

Person: "I want to whiten my teeth using paste, so I think I will buy some whitening Toothpaste."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Flat Whiting

Just thinking about yourself and not giving two shits about the other people.

Norman is totally flat whiting me, he invited me round for tea and the cunt is in the pub

by Sausage Cleaver March 14, 2019

Teeth Whitening

to get sucked off by a woman and just as you reach the point of no return, pull out and make her smile broadly before chucking your baby batter all over her enamel.

John: I was getting sucked off by Stacey last night and finished off by giving her a bit of teeth whitening. Bitch looked like an Arm and Hammer model afterwards.

Adrian: Dude, that is sweet!

by This is England Mick October 28, 2010

teeth whitening

the act of swallowing after fellatio.

it is said that semen is a natural way of teeth whitening, so swallowing after performing the act of oral sex will only allow for the color of your teeth to improve.

by 1552 March 31, 2009

White Wing

White Wing (huit wing) NOUN. Wealthy caucasian conservative males who oppose all laws that would decrease their power.

It was revealed today that in 1925, Senator Strom Thurmond fathered an illegitimate daughter with a 15-year-old black housemaid. He kept the truth quiet for over 60 years as a strident supporter of segregation and opponent of civil rights laws. This kind of secret is a common occurrence in the Deep South, where the roots of the White Wing run deep.

by Maxhole June 24, 2009

whitting

1) reaching the point of orgasm in a particularly strong way.
2)Female orgasm to the point of ejaculation.

"Dude, I'm going to put carpet burns on her head and I'm not going to stop until she's whitting."

by James Butcher January 6, 2009