Arlington Whites

A slang term for the northwest suburb of Chicago, Arlington Heights. It is called this due to the fact that virtually everyone that lives their is white.

" This place smells and their are minorities everywhere. When are we going to get back to clean, productive, crime free Arlington Whites?"

Arlington Whites by tommmmm4544m May 15, 2009

cocaine whites 

Any super clean pair of- or new- white tennis shoes.

"I accidentally spilled Kool-Aid all over my new cocaine whites."

cocaine whites by Brandy A. August 22, 2006

coke whites

very clean white nikes.
can be air forces dunks air force twos.
just has to be nike and has to be white
not limited to air force 1 but they do have to be white which is wat almost everyone forgot to mention

i always got some coke whites in my closet

coke whites by stay_based_90's December 16, 2008

fresh whites

A fresh pair of white-on-white kicks.

Yo man, you know I had to pull out the fresh whites for the outdoor concert!

fresh whites by NUFFSAID82 May 11, 2006

Schrodinger's Whites 

A term pertaining to Jewish existence in modern media. The statement refers to how Jews are treated in modern media, showing how they are treated in the culture group of "Whites" by colored-rights activists and how they are treated in the culture group of "Colored" by white supremacists.

Complete origin of the term is unknown, but it's been used in multiple contexts.

A: Good lord, it seems like we're taking crap from all sides nowadays. Who knew being Jewish was such a crime.
B: We're Schrodinger's Whites, dude. At this rate, we might as well just go back to the B.C. days of insulting non-Jews for being non-Jews.

Schrodinger's Whites by ThatShyKidAndrew November 15, 2018

Alamo Whites 

A suburban place in San Antonio full of rich white people that couldn't care less about anyone but themselves. Pretty standardized culture tbh. Literally every AW girl: Something with Lululemon, some designer purse, hair straighter than a ruler, an IQ of -200, whiter than Paris Hilton, a snobby attitude and a PhD in blowjobs. Basically Satan dressed as Regina George but way less iconic. Every AW boy: Bill Clinton wearing Salt Life shirts.

Alamo Whites: "We're awesome!"
Literally every other school in the city: "Suck our cocks!"

Alamo Whites by jesusfrickinchrist April 15, 2019

Fluffing your whites 

Slang for masturbation, not unlike:

Bopping the baloney, cleaning your rifle, flute solo, jerkin the gherkin, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy.

Fluffing your whites:
Person 1: Why were you late for work this morning?
Person 2: Sorry, I was fluffing my whites.

Steve: Aww man, my mom walked in on me while I was fluffing my whites yesterday.

Fluffing your whites by BroccoliBird420 August 21, 2017