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Whitefish

A dank little town in the northern hills of Montana. Often considered synonymous with millionaires and snobs, though this is a misconception. The true residents are down-to-earth chill stoners who do what they can to buy a ski pass next season. They love nature and are bred with a hateful passion towards the local police department.
Guy 1- I am going over to Whitefish to ski and get baked with James.
Guy 2- The asshole?
Guy 1- No dude. That's a common mistake that people often make. He, like most of the other residents, is super steezy and chron.

Guy 2- Oh sweet. I might come join you guys!
by Ex-foly-ate the Fish May 10, 2009
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Baltimore Whitefish

A condom floating in the Harbour.... along with all the other shit in there. If you look really hard through the grease rainbows, you might see one in its natural habitat.
"Hey look, hoawn, there's a Bawlmer Whitefish in the wooter..."
"Fuck that, let's get back to Blair so we can hit Haver tonight."
by City Forever. December 30, 2004
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Jersey Whitefish

Used condoms that have washed ashore or appear on the beach
Watch out!!! Don't slip on that slimy Jersey Whitefish, dude!!!!
by LasVegasLover September 30, 2004
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Chicago Whitefish

A used condom found washed up on the beach, in a parking lot, confessional, etc.
Mommy! Look a ballon floating in the water! EEEWWW!

Honey! Don't touch that, that, that Chicago Whitefish!
by Ronono January 21, 2008
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Harlem River whitefish

I was sculling on the Harlem River last Saturday. The water was full of Harlem River whitefish. AIDS prevention must be making progress.
by octopod January 17, 2009
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urban whitefish

Used condom (orig. the New York City Sanitation Department)
I found some urban whitefish on the boardwalk at Coney Island.
by The Deep September 1, 2004
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Allegheny whitefish

Look at the Allegheny whitefish! or I was fishing south of Pittsburgh and snagged an Allegheny whitefish on my hook. Needless to say, the fish were turned off.
by Rex Mundi 3 October 9, 2008
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