kitty whompus

adj.
used to describe an object that is unintentionally tilted to the side

Bob: My car got totally smashed on my way to the mall yesterday...
Bill: Yeah, i can tell. I mean the bumper is absolutely kitty whompus.

by S master kizzle August 13, 2008

Whompus

The most badass mothafucka on the planet and the biggest boss around. affiliated with the diesels

mark- wow, frank just boned 3 chicks at once
susie- he is such a whompus!

by WC>SF October 23, 2010

whimperbate

To simultaneously cry and masturbate.

When I saw how hot my new step-mom was, it made me want to whimperbate.

by Edc June 9, 2005

a heem heem whimper

Used when someone sees an individual so attractive that they are unable to make any vocal sounds other than a nervously shaken *heem* from their vocal cords.

Ben: "Dude I can keep my cool around women no problem."

Klukka: "Oh hey that girl over there is ripped."

Ben: "a heem heem whimper"

by ItsApeX October 4, 2021

whompuss cat

A tree dwelling wook that hails from the Russell Fork River.

Don't trust a Whompuss Cat with your stuff he will lose it.

by Uncle Grimpuss March 23, 2016

whimper audio

An audio of someone whimpering.

For sickos.

Person on the internet: *existing*

Other people on the internet: “whimper audio when?” “Man, I need to hear them whimper!” “Please, make an audio of you whimpering!”

Person on the internet: “Ahaha! No you sickos! 😎”

by certainlyglowz. October 22, 2023

Whimp Chicken

A person who is so whimpy that they are also a chicken or vice versa

OMG! You are such a whimp chicken!!!

by Tayla29 October 14, 2008