whiffster

a stinky person, someone who just smells bad

shes a real whiffster, whats that smell, its her, shes a whiffster

by maddiemilkshake May 2, 2010

Whiffer

A dog that has the worst-smelling wind problem. He’ll clear a room and create uncomfortable silences as everyone looks around for the culprit.

Your dog is a whiffer. What are you feeding him?

Or; your woofer is a whiffer, you can’t take him anywhere

by rustymissile July 4, 2023

oscar mayer whiffer

“meat sniffer”, the private school version of saying “gay”because the good Christian teachers banned it

Kyle’s an Oscar Mayer whiffer!

by Oscarmayerwhiffer June 26, 2019

Whiffit

name of a little dog.

1. you can't always see because it is hyper and always running around. It is always sniffing things.

2. if the dog can't be always seen but you can smell it.

q: where is that little puppy?
a: i don't know but i can whiffit.

by saisiv May 1, 2011

Whiffed Up

Being high on cocaine. Can also be applied to other drugs that are ingested through the nasal cavity.

Hendrix: Wanna get whiffed up dog?

Person #2: Im gonna get real whiffed the fuck up dog.

by xcbenner December 14, 2010

piff whiffer

someone who sniffs little kids bicyle seats.

When making fun of your friends, you can now call them a piff whiffer.

by B and C January 24, 2007

Whiffen

An asexual roll of fat that resembles Jaba the Hutt. He's a hardass that never leaves his desk, even to hand out papers. When he walks, the floor shakes. He spends every saturday morning watching the dog show, and hates poodles.

He can annihilate a McDonald's cheeseburger in two bites, and he breathes in the fries like stray spores.

Legend says he eats his enemies.

Goddamn, I never see Whiffen outside of his car! Always through the drive-through at McDonalds!

by heyi'mastudent May 18, 2009