Whacking the didgeridoo

A term Aussie cunts with big dicks use when they are going to masturbate

Friend 1: What you doing tonight
Friend 2: Probably going to be whacking the didgeridoo to some porn

by Lil Smithy October 30, 2018

whacking the dodo

the final hand-job before a vasectomy

"Sir, we are ready for you now. Sir?"

"Oh sorry Doctor, he'll only be a moment. He's just whacking the dodo in the bathroom."

by Emvaya May 6, 2020

whacking material

Pornographic literature with no other purpose than to be used in assisting masturbation.

The trucker didn't care about the titles or the quality of the porno magazines, he was just looking for whacking material.

by Gilbert Narley April 21, 2007

whacking off

Noun to describe the process of masturbating

Woogie was whacking off his chode over an asshole

by Danny June 19, 2003

Weed Whacking

(Verb) the act of jacking off high

Nothing exciting was going on Saturday so I spent all night weed whacking.

by Sky Fire January 11, 2019

Cracker Whacking

The act of slapping a white person across their face or genital area. This act is popular among young teen girls.

Caroline: Yea let's go cracker whacking at my house!
Amy: Sounds like a plan! I'll bring the white nerds!

by SacajaweaOrange September 10, 2011

whacking the tuna

masturbation

I am in bed "whacking the tuna"

by lcm9368 July 31, 2017