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wetdipe

1. A person who, for one reason or another, doesn't know how to go to the bathroom.

2. To make wet with urine without undressing.
The scared little boy at school wetdiped the floor because he was afraid to ask if he could go to the bathroom.
by dydfig September 4, 2008
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Wet Wipe

The act of ejaculating into your hands after masturbating and then proceeding to wipe your face in a forgetful manner. Resulting in your own ejaculation being smeared on your own face.
Boy: Awww that was a good wank...... OH SHIT I JUST WET WIPED MYSELF!
by EchidnaBeard May 26, 2016
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Diner Wet Wipe

When you clean your hands at a restaurant by rubbing the condensation off of your glass and then wiping your hands clean with a napkin. This maneuver is most commonly used at diners where the bathroom is so filthy that using the sink leaves you less sanitary than when you walked in.
"Hey man, do you need to wash your hands before we leave? You had a lot of those wings"

"Nah, that bathroom looks like the inside of a silver back gorilla's anus, I'll just use the Diner Wet Wipe"
by SultanofFez January 7, 2019
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Wet wipe

1. Someone who is dull and stupid

2. Someone who you just hate

3. Friendly way of saying shut up u idiot to your friend
by Randomroady July 23, 2019
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wet wipe

someone who’s one way to express emotion is to cry
steve: *crying* this is the best day ever!
carol: steve, stop being such a wet wipe.
by seakins22 September 2, 2019
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wet wipe

by Okbestie October 26, 2020
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Wet Wipe

I’m sorry Maddie I refuse to go on go ape because I’m such a wet wipe.
by Ratatouille7 August 16, 2021
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