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wesson

More commonly known as the Smith and Wesson, a brand of weapons originally created by Horace Smith and Daniel B. Wesson. Pistols are typically the more known weapon by S & W.
Switch on my glock, but I love my wesson!
by Jdub ! October 31, 2023
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stiff and wesson

Chuck: how was the date last night?
Steve: solid she loved the stiff and Wesson.
by Nhlistotallyfun August 14, 2016
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sling & wesson

What a slingshot is called when you master the ability to use said slingshot to the point where the rocks you propel literally travel at the same speed of a bullet fired from a Smith & Wesson manufactured gun.
person a: yo bro... check it out... i got the sling & wesson..
person b: i do not believe you.
person a: *uses slingshot so adaquately that person b fucking dies*
by sphericalcube October 30, 2023
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Glaxo Smith and Wesson

When you campaign for three terms of service from age 5 and then then dehistorify you and tell your whole family to eat dick and starve
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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Wessonality

Aptness towards participation in a Wesson oil party.
I'm having a Wesson oil party this weekend; who do you know with wessonality?
We called them Crisco Parties when I was young; I'll bring my mom, she's totally got wessonality!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 18, 2018
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dirty smith and wesson

The act of shitting in a tub sock and hitting someone with it.
That fucker Fred hit me in the face with a dirty Smith and Wesson
by Bridgeportarico October 22, 2017
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wesson

Don't fight with me or you'll meet my wesson.
by the adoption agency May 1, 2022
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