smith & wesson .500

the only handgun that you can stand behind someone and still get wind from a .50 cal. bullet. most powerful handgun on earth.

friend: tom just shot the smith & wesson .500! *jizz*
me: man have his balls dropped

by biggungoboomwoa July 9, 2010

Smith and Wesson

When a woman is on all four, head down ass up etc., and another party inserts pointer and middle finger in to the vagina and thumb in to anus. In order to successfully complete this move you will be making a pistol type shape with hand.

B: Did you bang that girl last night?

M: Yeah I gave her the Smith and Wesson

by RealChez May 29, 2017

Will Wesson

Treats girls like trash.

His nose is bigger than his dick

Mike: Hey Josh, your gay, How’s Will Wesson in bed?

Josh: His nose is bigger than his dick.

by Will Wesson Hater January 20, 2020

sling & wesson

What a slingshot is called when you master the ability to use said slingshot to the point where the rocks you propel literally travel at the same speed of a bullet fired from a Smith & Wesson manufactured gun.

person a: yo bro... check it out... i got the sling & wesson..
person b: i do not believe you.
person a: *uses slingshot so adaquately that person b fucking dies*

by sphericalcube October 30, 2023

Misters Smith and Wesson

Used when talking about a concealed S&W revolver on your person. Generally to avoid the panic caused by declaring you are carrying a revolver.

Jeff: I wish we had a gun right now.
Sally: Don't worry, I brought Misters Smith and Wesson with me.

by EchoNovember October 22, 2011

stiff and wesson

A very manly man erect penis at full strength

Chuck: how was the date last night?
Steve: solid she loved the stiff and Wesson.

by Nhlistotallyfun August 14, 2016

dirty smith and wesson

The act of shitting in a tub sock and hitting someone with it.

That fucker Fred hit me in the face with a dirty Smith and Wesson

by Bridgeportarico October 22, 2017